(Truth or Dare #1) Yurio on Ice!?

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"What if Yuuri committed suicide and named the anime to Yurio on Ice?" - Yonnani
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Viktor:No way iN HELL THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AT ALL!! i'M nOT GonNa lEt MY kATsuDoN BaBY DiE!!! NOt oN mY FUcKiNg WaTCh!!!!!!!!!!

Author-chan/Yuika-chan:Triggered much?

Yuuri:Viktor! That was just a question! Please calm down.

Viktor:*Jumps on Yuuri and hugs him tightly while sobbing a bit* B-Bae *hic* please don't leave m-me! I love you, goddamit! *Sobs more* I-I can't live without you!

Yuuri:*Comforts Viktor gently* Don't cry, Viktor. I'm here. I'm here.

Viktor:*Stops crying and kisses Yuuri* I-I love you so much. *Kisses Yuuri*

Yuuri:*Kiss back*

Yuika and Phichit:*Fangirling/Fanboying and taking pictures*

Yurio:Ugh! Could you guys please just stop making out every five fucking seconds! Its so embarrassing! Sheesh!

*Viktor and Yuuri stops kissing*

Viktor:*Sighs* Fine... *Whispers* But that won't stop me from getting his ass tonight~

Yuika:Okay! Let's continue with the question!

Yuuri:First of all, I'm not gonna commit suicide... anymore...

Eros:Yeah! Who's gonna fuck Viktor if we die?

Christ:*exists*

Eros:Aww hell naw, you son of a bit---

Minami:My turn! If Yuuri died, I would do some magical shit and raise him from the dead!

Phichit:If Yuuri died, I would be lonely and there would be no more Viktuuri.

Yurio:I would kill the piggy if he died... andIwouldcryalotifheleftmealoneinthisveryevilandhomophobicworld...

Otabek:I would comfort bae and be there for him...

Yurio:*Blushes*

Otabek:And I wouldn't mind if the anime was named "Yurio on Ice".

Yurio:*Blushes harder* B-Beka!!

Yuika:It would be pretty cool if the anime was "Yurio on Ice".

Viktor:I don't care as long as I got my Yuuri!

Author-chan/Yuika-chan:So readers! If you guys liked this please vote, comment and request anything! See ya next time!!!

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