*Coughing* Okay, so for a modern Au Lafayette works as the boss of a famous restaurant and he's like a Gordon Ramsay boss and is almost the best out of all the bakery's. I can see it now. . .
Lafayette: *Running around making sure everything's in order* Wait.. *Sniff* *RUNS OVER TO JOHN WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING* ACH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING MON AMI! *Hits hand on the counter next to him*
John Laurens: I'M SORRY! I JUST-
Lafayette: CHER DIEU! (DEAR GOD) *When he's made he talks in french so..* "Ce crabe est si mal cuit son chant Sous la mer! Pourquoi est-ce que je t'ai même embauché? Tu m'énerves John!" (You can look up that one)
John Laurens: *Has no idea what hes saying but just guesses and begins salting the crab to its extent*
Lafayette: MON AMI QU'EST-CE QUE TU FAIS!?
*Lafayette leaves John on the ground crying*
Alexander Hamilton: Dude, what the hell happened to you? *Hears explosion from behind him, turns around to see the crab exploded from being left on the stove, salted to its max* 0-0....
Lafayette: Alex ... VOUS MIEUX FAIRE MON AMI AUTREMENT EN 5 SECONDES VOUS SOUHAITEZ TOUJOURS QUE VOUS N'ÉTAIS JAMAIS NÉ, VOTRE AMOUR PLUS TARD DANS LA VIE SERA SUR MES MAINS-
Alex: OH JESUS CHRIST!
(Yeah, they never heard from Alex again.)
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Random Hamilton Trash
FanfictionJust some random Hamilton trash and AU ideas.. I just need to write them down when I have one or two. Probably slow updates but hey, I always enjoy seeing what people think about em'.
