Random Hamilton Trash

I don't know if this would be considered a headcanon or not.

But.. Headcanon #4 I guess?

Anyways, this is more of how I see Mullete.. Which I love seeing how others would view their relationship. But I have my perspective and Yeah.. Not much else to say.

Hercules:
1. Dominant
2. Always making dirty jokes towards Lafayette and what he wants to do to him.
3. Tends to scare Lafayette on accident
4. Taller one
5. Always mocks Laf about him liking Tea more than coffee.
6. Always finds out when John taunts or teases Laf.
7. Reminds Laf all the time that he would never do anything bad to him without his consent.
8. Likes to take his relationships QUICKLY. He is not slow with them, which can cause him to be sexually frustrated with Lafayette's innocence, which he finds annoying. But he still loves him.

Lafayette:
1. He's innocent LITERALLY.
2. He has no idea and never gets dirty jokes, so whenever Hercules implies one he never notices it and just is so confused.
3. He's disgusted when people make dirty jokes that he understands
4. John taunts him and makes fun of him, scaring him half to death about what Herc will do to him.
5. Lafayette will sometimes avoid Herc, after John taunting him and making him scared of Herc.
6. Is always gossiping with Alex about his and Herc's relationship
7. Alex always tries to be on John's tail with the taunting, trying to make sure he stays away from Laf time to time.
8. Bugs Herc 24/7 about getting some coffee and tea.
9. Slower than a turtle or sloth when it comes to relationships, he's a panromantic.
10. Also still has not lost his virginity. Considering every time Herc has tried to do something, he instantly pushes him away out of pure terror. (John's taunting)
11. Blushes at EVERYTHING. He turns red as a tomato even at Herc hugging him. Which Herc finds REALLY GODDAMN ANNOYING

(Also if you are not getting the hint by what I meant when I said that Laf's scared about what bad things Herc will do to him, I mean that sexually because Laf is aware how forward, perverted, dirty and how he likes to take relationships quickly.. Very)