THIS IS A WARNING OF THE BANDWHORE AND FANDOM LIFE. SOME DETAILS MAY BE OVERLY DISTURBING OR RELATABLE FOR SOME READERS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
Somebody call an ambulance and tell my mother I love her. I don't know how much more time I have left before I die of ovaries exploding too much. I think it was obvious I had a problem when I started 70 blogs and websites dedicated to them. The bands and that overwhelmingly brilliant Doctor. I think it was obvious that I was a lost cause when I went out and pretty much moved into Hot Topic. I think my fate was sealed when I could recite every lyric from just about any bands song, the album, the band members, their birthdays, and their likes and dislikes. I'm sure it was clear that there was no saving me when I bought a card board cut out of Vic Fuentes, Hi-My, David Tennant, and Matt Smith... and converted my room into a band infested Tardis. I hope the word gets out to the others out there about this genuine disease. Severe Fangirl Disorder and Severe Bandwhore Disorder is real and it kills almost 1 person year. Spread the word. This infection spreads quickly. It can infect anyone. You may prefer R & B and reality television but it starts with a mere 10 seconds. 10 seconds of Pierce The Veil. 10 seconds of Doctor Who or Sherlock. You may not like it right away but they tap into your thoughts; they get into your mind. Before you know it, you're surfing youtube and Netflix so you can watch some band interviews and some good old Wholock...for the 100th time. Pretty soon you'll be shipping TV shows and bands. You'll lose your friends because they can't handle the amazingness. Your wardrobe will become a museum of beauty. You'll soon crave new albums and new episodes. But then something tragic will happen. Just when you fall in love with them, you're favorite band will split up or your favorite TV show will be canceled. You'll cry for days and then riot for months. Then you'll cry again because you threw your life away for them. And by then, you'll be forced to take to your old world of pop culture or R&B but it'll never be the same. So today, as the light fades I warn you of the great dangers that lurk in the voices of the Brits' - from the Doctor to Asking Alexandria, I have one question for you...
Is that... A sonic screw driver?
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I think I May Have S.F.D and S.B.D
Non-FictionThis is a warning of what it is like to be band whore and/ or a fandom. Some readers may find these details disturbing or may be able to relate to these events so I advise you to please proceed with caution.
