incorrect dorks | ikon.

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IKONDOM

babi:
i luv u hanbin

donghyukey:
it's getting steamy up
here

bee-eye:
wottt

babi:
i didnt meant that kinda love
between lovers, i meant that
friendly love

babi:
i luv u all guise

song the songer:
why suddenly the topic is
about love?

song the songer:
it's not yet valentines

sassyhoe:
hey! hey!

sassyhoe:
jinhwan cried after watching
finding nemo

sassyhoe:
it made him very emotional and
he was crying for about five
minutes

jinanu:
why did you expose me to everyone?!

jinanu:
how dare you!

babywoo:
guise, a package just arrived at
my door and it says that it is for
mr kim but my last name is jung

babywoo:
wtf whut should i do?

bee-eye:
my last name is kim

babi:
me too

jinhwan:
i am kim jinhwan so thats mine

bee-eye:
no, it only says that its for mr kim
but not for KIM JINHWAN

donghyukey:
oh no, we have a problem

song the songer:
whut is in the package?

sassyhoe:
idk, drugs maybe

song the songer:
im not talking to you, shut up

sassyhoe:
: (

babi:
open the package and look whats
in it

babywoo:
no, it would be rude. it is not mine

babywoo:
it is not address to me

babi:
jUST OPEN THE PACKAGE

babywoo:
fine

song the songer:
i hope it is lip balm

jinanu:
i hope it is a duct tape so i can
tape your mouth shut

babywoo:
IMSCREAMING

bee-eye:
we cant hear you

donghyukey:
ayay captain!

jinhwan:
this isn't a spongebob

babywoo:
there was a vibrator inside of it
and i dont understand wtf is going
on!

sassyhoe:
which one of you kim possibles
over here ordered a vibrator?

babi:
wHAT THE FCK

jinhwan:
AHA! It's you, babi!

babi:
WHAT NO NO?! WHY ME?!
IT WASN'T ME!

donghyukey:
thats exactly what someone
who ordered a vibrator would say

babywoo:
i think it's hanbin

bee-eye:
even if it was me, i wouldn't use it
on myself, i would shove down your
throat until you choke

song the songer:
then it was jinhwan

jinhwan:
the only thing i ordered online is
shoes

sassyhoe:
then who the hell was it?

babywoo:
i think it's donghyuk

doghyukey:
i'm too innocent to ordered a
vibrator online

sassyhoe:
wth

babi:
how do we know that it wasn't
you, junhoe

sassyhoe:
my last name is koo, you dumb
shit

donghyukey:
damn foiled again

babywoo:
wait u guys

bee-eye:
oh lmao

babywoo:
the house next to us was a kim

jinanu:
why would our neighbor
ordered a vibrator?

song the songer:
i think we should move to a
different house

babi:
different neighborhood*

donghyukey:
different place*

jinanu:
different country*

sassyhoe:
different universe*

bee-eye:
tone it down there, hoe

song the songer:
our neighbor sounds like he
could be a possible sex offender

jinanu:
you sounds like you could be a
sex offender

babywoo:
ok now, i no longer feel safe,
thank you guys

doghyukey:
ur welcome : ))

babi:
you should go give our neighbor
his package

babywoo:
NO! IM NOT GOING OVER THERE

bee-eye:
if you don't go to his house,
he might come over to our house,
punk

babywoo:
IM SCARED

song the songer:
just act like u don't know what's
inside of it

donghyukey:
someone should make a movie
out of this

sassyhoe:
fck off

sassyhoe:
im hungry

song the songer:
then go to the kitchen and eat

sassyhoe:
please bring me a chicken bucket
of kfc

babi:
cHICKEN?!

sassyhoe:
pleasee

jinanu:
lol no, starve and die