IKONDOM
sassyhoe:
jinhwan, i swear if u kick my
seat one more time
jinanu:
hey, it's not my fault. hanbin's
car is just too smol
bee-eye:
my car is not smol!
babi:
hanbin! stop chatting! we almost
died a while ago. watch the fcking
road!!
bee-eye:
how 'bout you?! watch ur fcking
mouth, u lil btch
song the songer:
im going to throw myself out of the
window
babywoo:
i wouldn't be in this damn smol car
if i said no in this damn trip
bee-eye:
ur dick is smaller than my car
doghyukey:
ok but we didn't ask?
bee-eye:
i hope there's a lake here so that i
can drown you
jinanu:
shut the fuck up! just drive!
jinanu:
hanbin's car is so nice
song the songer:
shut up, you smol
sassyhoe:
!!!!
doghyukey:
hanbin's car is so lit
sassyhoe:
playing bangtan's mic drop at
696969 volume does not make
the car lit
babi:
mic, mic bonjing!!
jinanu:
it's mic mic bungee, not bonjing
babi:
it's just the same
doghyukey:
babi and chanwoo are singing
mic drop. please someone shoot me
song the songer:
they keep saying 'mic mic bonjing'
instead of 'mic mic bungee'
babi:
oh crap! i forgot to pack underwear
jinanu:
that sounds like you have a problem
sassyhoe:
I NEED TO PEE!
chanwoo:
yIKES!
song the songe:
HANBIN TOLD YOU TO USE THE
BATHROOM BEFORE WE LEFT!!
sassyhoe:
sTOP SHOUTING AT ME!
bee-eye:
junhoe, we're almost there, can you
just hold it?
sassyhoe:
idk, can i?
babywoo:
btch, you better
doghyukey:
waahhh!!
doghyukey:
HANBIN! YOUR DOG TRIED TO JUMPED
OUT OF THE WINDOW!!
bee-eye:
please take care of my dog!
jinanu:
hanbin, stop texting while ur driving
i can see you swerving on the road
bee-eye:
OK BUT WE AREN'T DEAD SO WHUT'S
YOUR PROBLEM?!?!
jinanu:
ur existence is my problem!!!
sassyhoe:
oh shit
song the songer:
hey, let's all just chill
babywoo:
it's so hot in the car, MAN!
jinanu:
sorry, im too hot
song the songer:
just open the window
babywoo:
im worried, hanbin's dog might
tried to jump out of the window
again
babi:
jinhwan hyung!
jinanu:
yes?
babi:
i think ur one of the cast in snow
white
sassyhoe:
disney shits again
jinanu:
yeah, im the prince
babi:
no, you're one of the seven drafts
jinanu:
aish fck you
babi:
labyutu
sassyhoe:
hey song, give me some of your
cracklings
song the songer:
srry, i dont share with hoes
doghyukey:
junhoe, u can have some of my
chips, it's okey
sassyhoe:
ily omggg
babywoo:
guys! i saw hanbin outside the
window
sassyhoe:
im going to crash this car
jinanu:
fck you, hanbin!!!
babi:
we're going to die!!!
bee-eye:
im going to park the car right now
sassyhoe:
omg are we finally here?!
babywoo:
yeeet!1 finally!1
sassyhoe:
i can pee now!
bee-eye:
there's a lake wow!
doghyukey:
im going to stay as far away from
hanbin as possible
bee-eye:
: )
sassyhoe:
bYE GUYS!
song the songer:
oh fck!
babi:
i was playing mobile legends
what happened?
doghyukey:
jinhwan just throw himself out
of the car
sassyhoe:
lowkey hoping he's dead
jinanu:
fck u! im alive!
jinanu:
stay away from me because once
i catch you! ur dead
babi:
oh im dead! defeated waah!
babywoo:
yay camping!!
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Humor"how to flush bobby in the toilet?" in which iKON talk to each other via group chat. inspired by: @-thot7-'s unlit highest ranking: ↬no. 1 in #jinhwan © 2022 kokojjungs ( 06. 27. 22 ) © to all the media and pictures i used ⓘ contains strong languag...
