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doghyukey:
who wants to hear a joke?

jinanu:
hold on, lemme get a knife
so i can kill myself afterwards

babi:
i want peace, bro

song the songer:
me too

bee-eye:
atleast you're not donghyk
that always tells us to shut
the fuck up

doghyukey:
shut the fuck up

sassyhoe:
woOoAah! didn't see that
one coming

doghyukey:
s h u t  y o u r  w h o r e  m o u t h
j u n w h o r e

jinanu:
ya'll hoes don't know the word
suffering until you accidentally
cut yourself while shaving your
legs

song the songer:
why tf are you shaving your
legs at the first place?

bee-eye:
for junhoe

sassyhoe:
!!!!

jinanu:
aNd WHY WOULD I SHAVE MY
PRECIOUS  PERFECT LEGS FOR A HOE LIKE JUNHOE?!

sassyhoe:
how dare you to say that to me?!

sassyhoe:
u know sometimes i'll be happy
when the time comes when you
guys stop calling me whore

babywoo:
we won't stop calling you
with that ugli nickname

song the songer:
your nickname suits you

babi:
hey if a chicken eats beef? is that
technically kind of wrong?

song the songer:
whut an actual fck

babi:
i mean they're both farm animals
and isn't it kinda weird how
chicken is smaller than the cow

bee-eye:
so what's ur point?

babi:
the chicken is smaller but when
you make a burger with a cow.
the cow is smaller than the
chicken now cuz it's already a
burger

babywoo:
bobby, it's 3 pm but that sounds
like some 3 am thoughts

babi:
i can't with my brain, im just too genius

bee-eye:
junhoe collects your caps

sassyhoe:
can i throw away your caps?

babi:
wTF HELL NO!

babywoo:
guise, let's go out for lunch
tomorrow

doghyukey:
why are you being so nice all of
a sudden?

babywoo:
im always nice

sassyhoe:
no, evil maknae  > : (

song the songer:
are we really going out for
lunch tomorrow?

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