Oh Shizzle! What Bay told Megan Fox!!

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(Prepare yo self for what's happening next. It's SNOWING!!! It's April 2nd and God sending your boy a sign! Shorty, you can have whatever u like...)

    April 12, 2018 update...sometimes I just add stuff without realizing its full meaning until later. Now I get it...I'm QUITE POSITIVE THE CRYBABY KICKED it TO QUEEN MEGAN JUST LIKE THIS! Exactly like this!!!  I can't blame him, it's just that she's a Taurus (May 16th), and he should've researched her sign before sweating her so hard. THERE'S A CUTE LITTLE BOOK ON WATTPAD CALLED ZODIAC SIGNS BY ELLIE C.  IT'S HILARIOUS, BUT A LOT OF IT IS ALSO SCARILY TRUE!!! Check it out and learn about yourself...I dare you!!

   For instance, Sagittarius are passionate, dynamic, and tempermental; they are also intelligent, self aware, creative, idealistic people, who are physically strong, an inspiration for others, and are always ready for action...
Sound like anyone u might know? Jay Z, Niki Minaj, Taylor $wift, Miley Cyru$, Lauren London, Brad Pitt, Bruce Lee, Brittany $pear$, Jamie Fox, Lucy Liu, Chri$tina Aguilera, just to name a few...what a rich, talented fucking ARMY!! Imagine they all just attacked you? Ha, ha, ha!

   And "Taurus (Queen Megan) are mostly conservative and realistic; they are grounded, the ones that bring us down to earth, sorry Bay, but can also be very emotional...they are connected to our material reality, and can be turned to material goods."

    By the way, what she says about sign Virgo is Keyshia Cole to a tee! In fact, it's kinda creepy. Told you there is power in sign reading, don't take it lightly.

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