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34| lost your mind

PRIVATE MESSAGES BETWEEN jesus christ holy fuck AND knocked up mama

KNOCKED UP MAMA
GET THIS BITCH OF A HUMAN OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
oh wow um okay

KNOCKED UP MAMA
I CANT EVEN SEE MY FEET. mY fEeT
and i tried to get my shoes on and they don't evEN FIT

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
well that's not good

KNOCKED UP MAMA
no shawn. it is not good
i want to see you carrying round a small human in your uterus for eight months and see how you feel about it

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
i don't particularly want to do that

KNOCKED UP MAMA

you think i did bitch

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
oh wow okay well if it helps i wrote a song for you on my album

KNOCKED UP MAMA
actually?! what's the title

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
'stop harassing me bitch'
vocals by fuck off
guitar by i'm only human
lyrics by i'm just tryna be a good friend

KNOCKED UP MAMA
oh HA HA
you are SO funny

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
at least i'm not a pregnant woman lying on the floor looking at memes

KNOCKED UP MAMA
how did you know

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
i just know

KNOCKED UP MAMA

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
oh yeah like i haven't seen that one before

KNOCKED UP MAMA
just giving what the fans want

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
i am not your fan

KNOCKED UP MAMA
don't lie
everybody is my fan
have you seen me
i'm a world icon

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
whatever
you go try get that baby out of you and i'll go back to writing my song about you

KNOCKED UP MAMA
dick

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK
just giving what the fans want

KNOCKED UP MAMA
let me guess
iT wIlL bE rElEaSeD sOoN

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK

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[31.MAR.18]