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30| never simple, never easy

DADDY DAYCARE
[9 participants]

AUNT LILIAN
being pregnant would've been a good prank

MAMA CAIT
yes except ive yet to find the undo button for pregnancy

PAPA APA
pretending to be pregnant wouldn't have affected me very well

UNCLE CHARLIE
would you guys have been back together if she wasn't knocked up

AUNT CAMILA
CHARLES

UNCLE CHARLIE
what!?
i'm just asking the question everyone wants the answer to

PAPA APA
i mean
we reconciled before i even found out about her being pregnant
sooooo

MAMA CAIT
we also haven't put a label on anything. we spoke about it last night and feel that it would be best if we just focus on this little one for a while before deciding anything else

AUNT LILIAN
caiteti is endgame tho

UNCLE COLE

MAMA CAIT
i wish rdj was the baby daddy ngl

PAPA APA
i see how it is

MAMA CAIT
at least he's not ginger

PAPA APA
ITS FAKE

MAMA CAIT
I DONT CARE YOURE STILL A CARROT

PAPA APA
leave me alone

MAMA CAIT
you've got me for life baby

UNCLE HART
but i thought you guys were madly in love with each other and kj did the cliche romantic gesture of flying across the world for you

MAMA CAIT
i doubt its cliched since it cost quite a lot of dinero

PAPA APA
we just felt that instead of focusing on our complicated relationship that we focus on our child

MAMA CAIT
plus we're both so young. we think it's best for us to live our lives while we can before we are grounded with this one. we're only 22

AUNT LILIAN
but endgame

AUNT CAMILA
lili we talked about this

AUNT LILIAN
iknow iknow
i have to support people no matter what

AUNT ASHLEIGH
can i please buy her her first outfit

UNCLE CHARLIE
MY LIL BABY IS A GIRL
WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
snakes don't hiss

MAMA CAIT
don't worry sweetie we didn't find out. everyone has just taken it upon themselves to decide the baby's gender

UNCLE CHARLIE
i'm having a niece how exciting

UNCLE HART
but i've already bought boy clothes

UNCLE TRAVIS
since when did we conform to stereotypes bror

UNCLE COLE

UNCLE HART
i mean the vest says 'mommy's boy' but i ain't conforming

MAMA CAIT
don't worry hart she's just trying to make you uncomfortable
and don't worry
we don't know if it's a boy or girl so don't be worrying just yet

PAPA APA
it's a girl
hm, what, who said that
i don't know

MAMA CAIT
keneti gets these 'vibes'

AUNT LILIAN
you get them too

AUNT CAMILA
lili you ok hun?

AUNT ASHLEIGH
DO YOU GUYS WANT YO SEE SOMETHING COOL!?

UNCLE TRAVIS
not really no

AUNT CASEY
do we have a choice?

AUNT ASHLEIGH
ya girl cait and i just hanging and decided to be artsy

UNCLE TRAVIS
why do you still look hot smH

PAPA APA
my girls 😍

MAMA CAIT
if none of y'all post that you're fake friends

AUNT ASHLEIGH
only three months to go how exciting

AUNT CAMILA
have you got the nursery and everything sorted?

UNCLE HART
have you decided on names yet? because i think hart's a pretty decent name

UNCLE CHARLIE
are you guys moving back in together or what's happening?

AUNT LILIAN
do you guys have a hospital room booked or what

momma cait LEFT THE GROUP CHAT

AUNT CAMILA
maybe we were too forward

PAPA APA
she's just tired and stressed
don't worry about it guys i'll talk to her

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[11.MAR.18]