Combining all the cliches, tropes, and random silly things commonly found in Voltron Fanficts, crackhead energy, and a lot of bad but funny grammar.
With the power of friendship, I use all these aspects to form one big comedic, self aware, and iron...
The gang is on some some new planet I made up, and I'm not gonna really bother explain what it's looks like. They landed the castel, and now they are walking about.
"Is there a beach on here?" Lance asks hopefully.
"LONCE no." Alurra kicks a huge rock, suspicious of it.
Lance cries silently.
"Ugh it's too hot\cold here!" Keithy complains, shivering\wiping sweat from his pale forhead.
Pidge hacks into the planet.
"Ok let's go shopping, I need some tech stuff." Pidge speed types on several laptops at the same time.
The gang journeys for about twelve seconds, and arrive at a big shop market thingy, and split up for no reason.
"Me and Pidgeon are goin to shopping, LONCE go with keef, and do something intimate for once while your at it." Allura commands.
"Ugh fine" Lance pouts.
They split up to buy stuff for the next mission, and other stuff too.
"Lancey boi buy me a knife." Keith grins evily, eyeballs veiwing a big display of very very sharp knifes.
"Sigh.. Keef no..." Lance pulls him away from the sharp objects, and they just go and steal a bunch of things. But when Lance was attempting to wue some alien hotties, genders unknown to him. He notices he lost Keith.
"Oh noes" he is worried now. "Keef what the hec? Come back!" He runs for awhile, but before he can find him, he get knocked out by an unknown figure.
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Keef wakes up, he at first think he's back in prison, but he then remembers he's in space now.
"HEY!" Keef jump up and bangs on the metal bars of the door. "THERES PRISONS IN SPACE?! WHAT THE HEC!" He shouts loudly.
He feels the entire floor and walls and also the ceiling shake, and also alarms go off. Then he sees lance come running down the hall.
"IM BREAKING US OUT A HERE KEEF!" He yells, and he starts sawwing at the bars.
Keith is surprised. "Really? But we just got here?" Keef asks.
"Yea I don't have time for Lotor's boring slow burn one sided love prison story." Lance responds.
"Oh ok then." Keef takes his hand and they run very fastly down the halways. They make it to some room, and they turn around to see Lotor running after them.
"NOOOO." He scems "Guys WTH Im litteraly just about to get started!" Lotor frowns.
Lance just shouts a farewell quote from some movie, grabs Keith by the waist, and swings out a window, escaping awesomely.
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