Combining all the cliches, tropes, and random silly things commonly found in Voltron Fanficts, crackhead energy, and a lot of bad but funny grammar.
With the power of friendship, I use all these aspects to form one big comedic, self aware, and iron...
They searched for Shiro for many hours of many days.
"START TALKIN" Keith slaps a galran soilder who they tied up. Pige is hacking into everything on this ship they snuck onto.
"Bois we need to get going" Pidge says intelligently.
Allura narrow her magical eyeballs. "Pidgeon that is not my gender?" She says.
Lance is tramatized. "Keef please stop, you are making him bled and also cry!" Lance starts crying also, and feels like fainting from seeing the violents.
"Okie let's go, I don't think this guy even knows anything." Keef says as he stops punching, and casually wipes some blood off himself. Allura scems some terrifying battle cry, and runs out. Keith runs after her, and Pidge drags Lance out before he pukes.
They run weirdy all around the ship untill they find a place to jump out, They are all very concerned with the strange ninja noises Allura keeped making everytime she kicked someone.
They are back on the castel.
"WELL THAN" Allura is standing on top the table, Keef LONCE and Pidge sitting very bored in the chairs.
"We have bean working very hard these past many hours of days, to no finding of our beloved Shiro.." she continues speking.
"..BUT! We have a major clue to his wearabouts, so listen intimatly." They look towards her with very little interests.
She sweats nervously before she speks "We know he is probably somewhere in space for sure!" She says.
Pidge attempts suicide via facepalms.
Keef sighs. "What'll it bee?" He asks Lancey, pressing buttons on his boom box.
"Beyonce plez" Lance replies.
"Heck you up inside" Keef puts on very edgy sad song insteads.
Allura gets down from the table and very violently smashes the boom box until the point of unfixable.
"WHY MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE LEAF ME?" Keith is on his knees, gripping the shattered peaces, looking upwards with teary eyeballs.
Pidge rolls her eyeballs and speks. "Maybe we should actually do something besides randomly searching?" She looks at them.
Allura pouts "But I like our ninja missions!" She says.
Pidge sighs agravated. "NO ALLra! NOONE likes the ninja missions except you And Keef, because you are both blood thristy freaks!!" She shouts.
"Yes I really can't handle those, you guys act like your in some R Rated movie or something and it's really scary." Lance says and look at Keef lying on the gruond.
Allura is angry. "FINE no more ninja missions, what now Pidgeo?"
Pidge straitens her nerd glasses. "Okie since we found some clones of him on the missions, we should stop going there, cause they are really disturbing."
Keith whimpers in agreement.
Pidge continues "So we need to search other places"
"SPACE!" Lance shoots his hand up.
"LONCE!" Allura screms at him.
Pidgeon rolls her eyeballs. "Okie first we need to look in the very obvious places." She say. "We already went through his room- btw Allura and Keith please put his underwears back that you stole."
Keith and Allura look at each other.
Lance shakes his head in disbelief, and Pidgey continue.
"Also, we need to figure out exactly how it happened." She says. "What was the last thing he said before he disappeared?"
Keith thinks for a sec. "He got on his motorcycle, told me he was just gonna go get something, and that he would be right back.."
"Keef no, we are talking about SHIRO." Lance corrects with a sigh
"Oh" Keef scratches his hair.
"Ok then.. does anyone remember the last place he was?" Pidge asks. Lonce looks up. "Um inside his lion?..." He suggests, and is correct.
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Very fastly, Allur runs out the door and going to check in the black lion. The others hurry too, and they go inside the Black lion.
Keith licks the floor. "Blachgh what the actual hec?!" He exclaims.
"Keith what is it?!" Allura joins him on the floor, sniffing it.
Pidge and Lonce are disgusted.
"Someone..." Keith say as he look around. "Someone has been here recent!" He speks, and Lance gasps.
"Yea DUH! We are in here!" Pidge shouts
Keith narrows his eyes at her. "Ok let's just go.." Lance sulks. And they start to exit, before they see something.
"Um, guys?"
Shiro be standing right there like a few feet away. They are all shocked.
"SHIRO WHAT THE FOOK?" Pidge asks
"You where inside here the whole week!?!" Lance scems with his hands on his head.
"Uh I couldn't get out. I forgot my keys and was stuck in here." He replies. "You guys never came after the fight to look for me WTH?" He says.
"Shiro there are no keys for this, it litteraly a magical robot" Keith states.
Shiro shrugs, but then They all group hug him. "We missed you so much daddy- hey wait... WHAT" Lance Breaks out of the big hug to see Shiro is gone again.
Keith freKs out.
"PUT TH KNIFE DOWN KEEF" Lance starts to wrestle the knife away from Keef be4 he hurts himself porpoisely with it,
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while Pidge burries her face in her hands, and Allura is about to loose it.
"Haha gotcha!" Shiro laughs as he steps out from behind the wall. "Aw you guys." He chuckles as he takes a bite of some of Keith's homeade wheat bread.
