Closer to Insanity, Farther from Love(Watty awards)

4. Cornered

4. Cornered.

We got back to Ever's house. I was bored but there was no way in hell I was going back to my house. It smells of dog poop. Thats what happens when you have a NON potty trained 4 year old brother. The good thing is that he was with my parents somewhere in Paris. they said I had to stay because "Burglars might come into the house" But really I think they're only doing that so I could spend time alone and they kind of hate me. HEY!! It's not MY fault I like setting bombs and stuff. It's just they way I roll.

"Dont you think Shawn is a LITTLE cute?" Ever asked, looking at me.

I stared at her wide eyed. Then I put my hands to my neck squeezing myself. Causing me to choke.

"Jeez Haven, whenever we talk about a boy you dont have to kill yourself." Alyce said. Her face looking down on me with disgust. I got off the floor.

"So... whats your answer?" Ever looked at me.

"Hmm... he smells like puke and looks like poo." I said smiling.

"Haven. When will you ever grow up? It's like your stuck in first grade" Alyce said. I flung a pillow at her.

"I AM grown up!! How do you think I could make stink bombs in 2nd??" I yelled at her.

"Sorry sorry!! Jeez. You wanna give manicures to each other?" Alyce said, changing the subject.

"Umm." Ever started.

"NO NO NO NO NO!!!" I screamed.

"Okay fine then. What do YOU want to do?" Alyce asked glaring at me.

"Hmm... what about YOU get your hair done, Ever can go shopping for clothes, and I can go to the skate park. And it's all on me. As long as its under $500." I said. Alyce's face lit up. Ever's face did the same.

"But how are you going to pay for it?" Ever looked at me suspiciously.

"My aunt gave me a credit card. The one with the mansion. She said I could buy whatever I want." I explained.

"Good enough. LETS GO!!" Alyce yelled.

We all parted. When they needed my credit card they would text me. I skateboarded down to the skate park, hoping not to see Trevor. Or Christmas Girl. I got there in about 5 minutes. I was just about to go down the ramp when I felt hands push me against a corner. I could have fought back. but that wouldn't be any fun would it?

"Nice to see you again, Bigmouth," the medium dude said. I think it was Brendan?

"Nice to see you too dimwits." I spat at them. Seeing that they were surrounding me, I had no way out.

Or so they thought.

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bla bla bla. its so short. why why why??

well duh. if i wanted to end it with cornered it HAD 2 be short.