Closer to Insanity, Farther from Love(Watty awards)

5. the ass of the school

5. the ass of the school.

they smiled at me evilly. i PRETENDED to look scared and sycked like a girly girl. which if you HAD been reading the other chapters i am not.

"What do you want?" i spat at them.

causing spit to fly into the short ugly dude's eye.

"What we want? you already know what we want." Brendan said.

"Umm no i dont?" i said. more like a question.

"Yes you do."

"no i dont."

"yes you do."

"no i dont."

STOP IT. HE WANTS YOU TO GO ON A DATE WITH SHAWN!!" The littlest dude yelled.

i looked at him.

then i pushed the little dude down to the floor. i stepped over him. then i grabbed my skateboard and skateboarded off. just to get help i mean. i am SO not a wimp.

i passed by Trevor's house saying BACKUP!! he ran outside. i pointed to the dudes following me. he nodded and got his brothers. i was so lucky. do you know why? again of course you dont. well he has 4 brothers older than him. they're all jocks and are really tough. they can beat up anyone. not as good as me though. im a pro at it.

"Suckers!" i yelled while skating backwards.

they 3 dudes looked confused until all the 4 brothers started beating them up. i laughed. serves them right. i skateboarded backwards for a while. then i hit someone. and if you think i was going to say sorry you are SO wrong. no way in hell would that ever happen.

"Watch it dumb ass." i spat at him.

"your a back talker? well you seem pretty cute." the guy said. Greg.

he was the total ass of the school. he was the 'cool' person. the popular one. and guess who was the only one who wasnt under his spell?

if you guessed Alyce im going to whack your head with a 3 foot meat stick.

because NO you idiot. it was ME.

i slapped him in the face. luckily he wasnt expecting that and fell down. and the best part i left a giant purple mark on his face.

"Serves you right!" i screamed.

i skateboarded over him. and dont think im sorry about it. cuz im not. i skateboarded to the hair salon where Alyce was at. i waited outside the door. everything was perfectly quiet. so calm. so normal.

and i hated that.