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Bride Wars Quotes

"Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding. But there's also the chance that the person you can count on for a lifetime, the person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself, is the same person who's been standing beside you all along."

"Even best friends can't share the same wedding day."

"A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life. You have been dead until now. Were you aware of that? You're dead right now." 

"Bridal Store Attendant: You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera."

"If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open..."

"People always make you do things you don't wanna do"

"You're only human. You don't have to have it together every minute of every day"

"It's only a chick flick in that if you ground it up and served it up to battery hens it might be better served than running it through a project"

"Are you fucking kidding me? Mother fucking paris? What, are you gonna go to Paris, just go to Paris with Helen and ride around on bikes with fucking baguettes? Oh, how romantic... You know what I'm thinkin'; Lesbians! Who else was thinkin' it. And what's that FUCKING cookie? Did you ACTUALLY think that THIS group of women would eat THAT cookie... you know what, that reminds me, I haven't had a chance to try that FUCKING cookie..."

"Your wedding will be huge. Just like your ass at prom."

"I had this idea of how it was gonna be in my head, and... And it's not as much fun as that"

"Will you just marry me already?

"It's exhausting having to try to be perfect all the time."

"They haven't spoken in a week, that's like a century in girl years"