The Weirdly Epicness of Us

How to annoy Sepia... For Dummies

Heyo, I’m back...

And this time with even more craziness!!! Maybe... I may be singing as well...And this time let’s see if you can guess the song name and artist!!!! First to get it right will get a dedication!!!

Laugh at the title of this update!!! But nah it isn’t really for dummies... Or is it?

Dirty babe,
You see these shackles, baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

So guess the lyrics there will be more throughout this update/chapter thing-y whatever it is...

So England are out of the World Cup because today (20/06/14) Italy lost against Costa Rica and 1-0... And also England lost against Uruguay yesterday 2-1... Funny thing is, yesterday my brother and I made predictions for the match before it began...
He said 1-0 to England and I said 2-1 to Uruguay, so at least something right/good came out of it!!!

It’s late in the evening,
Glass on the side
I’ve been sat with you most of the night
Ignoring everybody here
We wish they would disappear
So maybe we could get down

So what’s the song, I think that is quite easy...

Anyway I really, really want to watch TFioS, I read it a couple of years ago and it was so well written, and so emotional... I want to read it again!!! Yes I want to read it again!!! Sepia, lend me your book!!!

So what next, ooh yes this is something Ii could tell you... Aw I have no idea why they did it but thay did and once again you are probably wondering what the heck I am talking about (and did I mention Netherlands have a good chance of winning the World Cup) I am talking about school.

Well, a few days a ago my friends started writing names on their water bottles, don’t ask me why but they did... And they also wrote the name Tom everywhere with hearts and crosses (but don’t get me started on who Tom is) anyway, today my friend decided to get my bottle and permanent marker and write name all over it, then when my other friends saw it they decided to do so too!!! Next thin you know I have Voldemort and ‘Dumbledore is gay’ written all over my bottle, it was quite funny, then my other friend went and wrote her name everywhere, and also writing that I, myself, love her... And I do (in a friends way... don’t get the wrong idea) well anyway

Let me also tell you another funny story,
The other day I was at Sepia’s house and for some strange and unknown reason started singing Whistle by Flo Rida... You know that song with a dirty meaning.

Then Sepia comes and goes, why that song, so to annoy her I kept asking her ‘Can you blow my whistle?’ (even though that is physically impossible) and she found it funny at first, but then when I go home, I texted her and kept asking the same thing... then she got well annoyed!!! REALLY ONE OF HER MESSAGE WAS HILARIOUS!!

IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS (WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPITALS?)

So I asked her the question and this is how she replied:

No and If your that desperate go ask ******.Yes I went there

Yes people, she went there, and the asterisks is the name of this boy, and I won’t go into detail into why she used that nam, but you could probably figure it out and then I replied

first of all it is spelt ****** and how can he possibly blow my whistle, it isn't possible? And anyway I want YOU to!!! Why can you not see that?!?!?!?!

Oh boy was I really annoying her, then just to annoy her more and because Whistle was getting a bot boring I started sending her this:

I’M BRINGING SEXYBACK! YEAH

So that’s fuuny, and could you all do me a favour and go send either whistle line or sexyback line to Sepia repeatedly, just to annoy her... and make her go insane... o very insane she will have to join the monkeys at the zoo!!!

Well last song of the update and let’s see who gets this one right, remember I am also looking for the song artist!!!

There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminium, selenium
And hydrogen, and oxygen, and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
and lanthanum, and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold, and protactinium, and indium and gallium
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium

Whoever get’s this one right, I will love them forever and ever and ever.. okay maybe not that long...

Bye, hope you enjoyed this little update!!!