The Weirdly Epicness of Us

Today was an AWESOME day!!!

So, hey guys!!!!!! You should feel so lucky, I’m updating so very quickly!!! Like so very quickly!!! Last I updated was only a few days ago... Friday/Saturday, right? Right, yes!!!

Oaky, so I have something very important to tell all y’all ....... Say that with an American accent (That’s how I would say it!!)

Any way, onto the important thing. Okay so today I went ice skating, after around five years (I still remembers how to skate though) and well me and my friend  (whose name I’m not going to mention) well she had one of the people (you know the people on the ice who are there for people’s safety) well she had one of them people to help her around the rink.... well he got her on the ice and then left her (luckily she knew how to skate) so anyway there were two of these people who were there for people’s protection (I’m going to call them protectors) and well we knew one of their names (which I’m also no going to mention) but the other one we didn’t.

This other one of whom we do not know the name of, well he sort of reminded us of Eric from Divergent (Awesome character, by the way) and well he looked like him and acted like him. For example, when people fell on the ice he would go up to them but wouldn’t help them up. He would stare them in the face and then skate away.... harsh, I know!!

Well the other one, he was nicer, sort of, he helped people up and asked them if they were okay and made sure they were fine before they skated off. Well, me and my said before friend were sort of making fun of them two (for reasons I will state later on) anyway we were sort of making fun of these two, and the one we knew the name of we made fun of him using his name, then I said that that we shouldn’t use his name in case he comes up behind us, and well so we nick-named him Four (also from Divergent, this was because nearly all the girls were swooning over him, and saying he was ‘hot’ and ‘fit’ let me tell you now he wasn’t) and anyway, that’s what we called them... And then we started shipping them... Four and Eric (Not the Divergent Four and Eric, the ice rink Four and Eric).

And then there was this boy, whom we started off calling Angelina Ballerina because he was literally pirouetting on the ice (I can’t believe I spelt pirouetting correct) and well I think at one point he fell, and Four went to help him and so we called this Angelina Ballerina, Tris. So basically, Eric and Four, then Four dumps Eric and goes to Tris.

I told my friend we should write a short story about it and call it ‘Dancing on Ice’ because the three of them were dancing at some point or other.

Now, I will tell you why we were sort of making fun of Eric and Four. Okay so, we went with school, and so our friends and people we knew were there. So, we were helping them around (because they couldn’t skate) and if they fell we would help them up) and so my friend and I were being ‘Good Samaritans’ and then well, we were in a way doing a better job than Eric and Four themselves, because we weren’t showing off (As were Eric and Four) and we didn’t just leave people, we helped them around and made sure they were fine by themselves .... Heck, we were doing a way better job than Eric, that’s for sure.

Eric only cared when one of the guys cut his hand under a blade or something.

Anyway, it was very fun!!! I have absolutely no idea why I told you that, but it was a fun and funny day, so I thought I would tell you. I don’t think that actually made sense... but oh well...

Merry Christmas!!!
Remember I am a Good Samaritan!!!

Oh, by the way, it was funny watching people fall over... well people we didn’t know, like the show off guys who were, well, showing off. They deserved to fall over.

By the way, has anyone read the article of ‘Life on Mars’? Well, supposed ‘Life on Mars’.... There’s a difference!!

Bye bye!!!!