Sana: oh. hey! who is that guy? i think i know him.
Nayeon, recognizing him and panicking: no, you don't!
Momo, panicking too: no, you don't.
Sana: oh, my gosh!!! he's the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Jeongyeon: her what?!!
Sana: your secret bachelorette party...
Jeongyeon, to Nayeon: you had a bachelorette party?!
Sana: she untied his g-string with his teeth. (pause) oh, my gosh, somebody stop me!
Jeongyeon: i thought we were not gonna have bachelorette parties! y'know, we agreed that it was a silly tradition.
Nayeon: i'm sorry, they surprised me. there was nothing i could do!
Momo: well, you could've untied it with your hands.
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DiversosSome cracks, incorrect twice quotes, overheard at TWICE's dorm kind of crap that you would like if you stan TWICE the dorks but qUEENS who sLAY on a daily basis. Most of this I just quote FRIENDS and other TV series, movies, tumblr, etcetera. I will...
