I said i was bringin it back so here it is ma bois. *rubs hands together* Ready for the roast. Keep in mind this is all just for humor and i aint no professional either so bare with me. Im doin my best.x'D
*walks along then trips* Oh shit. Would you look at that? I seemed to step on some bull shit.
Bull shit: Ow! my face!
Me: Bro what face all I see is the cousin of Chester the Cheeto.
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*cue gunshot* Im on ya ahh!
Bruh I cannot stand this dude wit a passion. No i'm not goin into politics with this i just cant stand him in general. *cringes* I cant believe i used to watch the celebrity apprentice smh. But besides that.............what the fuck is that supposedly on ya hand? Viena sausages bitch?? Where they do that at????I bet everytime someone walk by this "unknown species" some hungry guy just go " damn i could really go use a meal right now." Tbh i wouldn't be surprised is someone did try to eat them sauseges of cuz my boi you cannot pass them off as fingers. and my g what other other type of clothes you got?? Is suits the only thing you wear??? You legit look like one of them cartoon characters that never change they damn clothes even during the most terrifying situations. Tornado: suit. Earthquake: suit. Shit zombie apocalypse: suit. Yo wear at least a short sleeve shirt and jeans from time to time. and ya damn nooooooooooooooooose my boi that's a nono! who birthed you Rocket Mortgage insuranse bitch???
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I swear if you squished his nose and then tilt his head a lil you can see a resemblance. But as for that hair...........hold up............NASCAR IS THAT YOU??????????? When you get an upgrade????? I see youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Can do a whole loppy loop round this muh fucka head b. Be like Kevin Hart and start that bike up. Nyeng Nyeng!
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And dont think ya mouth safe either cuz nah mah boi. It aint. You look like the corkscrew to open whine bottles. turn and pop bruh. turn and pop. Ite i had my fun cookin this dude. I'd do more but i'd rather not.
