I said i was bringin it back so here it is ma bois. *rubs hands together* Ready for the roast. Keep in mind this is all just for humor and i aint no professional either so bare with me. Im doin my best.x'D
*inhales then exhales* I had to start my updating day with a quick roast cuz after what happened yesterday I just had to close my laptop and calm down. That was just ridiculous. But uh yeah...........lemme get this goin.
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Before I was all into iCarly and all that other good stuff, SpongeBob was literally all I would watch. I would even wait for all that other stuff to go off and get my pirate on with the theme song. My "eye eye captain" headass. But all sweetness aside, I will always love thee, but my g what the fuh is diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?
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Bih? Wheh? Whose idea was this to put a live-action mouth on this rushed example of a "painting". Bro I swear he used to lowkey scare me. Lowkey even givin me stalker vibes. This dude really look like the type that'll go to your window, and stare deeply into your soul. Ya micheal myers built ass. And ma nigga what da fuck is that on ya shoulder??? Poor birdie look deada than a muh fucka. This whole painting was most likely created by some artist who went "you know what this shit look like my lil cousin did this. Ah, fuck it kids will love this". nah my g. Ya thought wrong But this dude aint my main focus. It's this wanna be Mr.Clean type of bullshit.
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*scratches head* How? Just how much crack do you have to smoke in order to look like this? It literally looks like my boy sponge on his "heaven" tip righ now and he also look like he just took the most relaxing shit. You know what, no. This the look you get when you getting some bomb ass food. Ol "MMMM scrumptious" face ahh. And last time I checked I thought the jellyfish were the type of things to um..............STING YOU! WHY IS YA ASS RIDIN' ON THEM (PAUSE)?????? I swear that's the type of shi that pissed me off as a kid. Enough about all that though my dude I give you props for them Painted on eyebrows. *chuckles* Heh. Maybe it's Mabeline bih.
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*gasps* Were the model and him together last night????????????? I seeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Hehehe. Forget about Sandy. Shiiiiiiiiiii lemme take off that bikini bottom babygirl. *rofl* Ill stop. And Patrick don't think you safe either I see you over there lookin like a wannabe pornstar.
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God damn mouth all open and everything. Better close it fo' some else go in it. And it aint them krappy patties. Speaking of which, I always wondered how this man is able to store more sandwiches than any human being out there. I may be a fatass but ik I aint able to eat all that wthout havin to booboo. Oh wait, nvm there was that one episode
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This what half the niggas out hea look like after yall just got done eatin some ass I swea. Or betta yet after tongue fuckin the ish ha punani. (I was gonna use the k word but my homie loves those and ian wanna make her feel uncomfortable. sorry homies xD)
But uh yeah I gives ya props my boi. Keep up that work.
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I'm debating on who I should roast next. Its a tossup between my anon and another spongebob character. *snort laugh* I need help. If I do the first option I'm apologizing now.
