Bruh. Dexter's Lab was one of me shits growin up. "Dede dont touch that!' remind me of my own lil sis. But my boi...............I cannot let you slide! *rubs hands together* Hm. Who should I start with first? Lets start with the one kid all the way on the left. Awwwwwwe my dude tryna look all cool wit his shit. I see you. But yeo...................why this nigga look like that pickle from Spongebob???
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Kevin" face ass. Why yo neck so thick built ass. Neck lookin like a wanna be instagram model or some shit. Now next to my man dexter who the hell is this imitation Stanely wannabe??
My g what the hell is wit yo damn head??? You got a shift at the local bowling alley??? Get yo coins! Also what I dont understand.............
how are ones legs bigger than they damn body??? That never made sense to me as a kid. But enough bout that. Hol up............Sheldon is that you?????????????????
Bro i am so sorry someone finessed ya shirt playboy. Ye good to see ya tho. And Dede.............what the fuck are you doin??? You the only one in the damn group who got they damn arms raised above they head. *sigh* this the type of friend who be makin errybody go "Ugh. This bitch -_-" Shit I dont blame them!! Put them rakes down before you hit somebody babygirl. It's not safe out here in these streets. And yooooooooooo what the hell is up with that skirt tho? Look like you got random boners from all sides. Ol "Oh yaaaaass you fucka me for one dolla" bulit ass. 'Notha thing ion understand. How are ones eyes bigger than they damn hairline. *scratches head* W-What mollies did you pop to make yo high ass be like this. Literally everyone BUT you is calmer than a muh fucka. As for the lil light skin dude........who exactly are you? Which artist had the decency to not give you any damn eyebrows? They was just like "Ayeeeeeeee this joint look nice. But hm. I aint give him any eyebrows. Ah fuck it there's no turning back." Niggeh noooooooooooooooooooooooo. We just dont do thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!! Head lookin like a wanna be jack-o-lantern. Waitin to go trick or treatin then when kids go to ya house they see you go "boo" and scare the poor babies shitless.
Finally. My boi dexter.......................So............this is what we doin now? We rockin wonderbread loaves on top of our heads? Okay. Second. where the fuck is ya neck at? I bet ya shit hurt whenever you go to sleep b. Then when you wake up you be sore as shit. Dont worry I got just the thing for ya ass:
A lil shake. A lil tingle.
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Lmao i need help. Anywho yall know what to do. Thanks for reading loves xoxo :)
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HumorI said i was bringin it back so here it is ma bois. *rubs hands together* Ready for the roast. Keep in mind this is all just for humor and i aint no professional either so bare with me. Im doin my best.x'D