Oof. I had to think hard about this but uh the time has come. The time, where I have to roast my beloved inspiration to live life. This foine ass caramel muh fucka that'll make any girl wet as fuck!!! *whines* Dada I is sowwies but..........I just cant let this sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. What. Is. Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt???
Since when was rocking Dark ass twizzlers a thing tho???? I always felt so bad for this man cuz I bet so many ppl would walk by and go "damn I'm hungry as fuck" *stomach growls* Mm Mm Mm smdh. It got worse tho cuz the memes took it to a whole notha level.
Just WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? noooooooooooooooo we don't do dat. But more importantly, I found out who his origin is:
I mean hey I put a kawaii version rather than the live action. So ya WALE-CUM! Tarantula headass. Cockatoo bird lookin ass niggeh! Wait I take that back (sort of)
Ill take cousins for 200 please *shrugs of le shoulders* And as much as that beautiful skin shall glow I just didn't know you fucks with the fuckin caramel M&Ms. Wait! *Gasp* Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude it all makes sense. Mrs. Brown and The caramel are da purrents. Thank you thank you thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. *squeals*
But nah seriously ya know ill always love Abel to the day I die. *slurp noises* Ya feel meh. But yeah I sorry dad I just had to. I WILL ATTEND A CONCERT IN THE NEAR FUTURE
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Lol if this made ya at least chuckle I preciate it. Been a while since I been able to update anything else since my me book. But I got yall.
yall xo fans don't come at me plz I promise this is just for jokes :) XOTWFOD bishes!
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IM ON YA AHH!!
HumorI said i was bringin it back so here it is ma bois. *rubs hands together* Ready for the roast. Keep in mind this is all just for humor and i aint no professional either so bare with me. Im doin my best.x'D