149 reasons why you should eat my corpse ~~ yoonmin

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Depressed Cannibal Kid
reason number fourty seven

unlike many mass-producing farms, my meat is guaranteed to be 100% cruelty free

oh wait

I take that back

Me
Kid, are you okay?

Depressed Cannibal Kid
yeah, y?

Me
Nevermind

Why are you even talking to me though?

Depressed Cannibal Kid
WELL im new to Seoul and I thought:

is there any better way to make new friends in a new city than to look under every table at a sushi place until you found a random number?

and here we are :)

Me
Damn it Namjoon!

I guess I get it, the new place thing

I lived in Daegu for all my life until a few years ago

You're still weird though

What's with the cannibal kink thing?

Depressed Cannibal Kid
since you are my fate friend here in Seoul, i thought i should prepare you for the eventual event of my death!

Me
Thanks I guess...

Depressed Cannibal Kid
ur welcome!