Mark Zuckerberg x Reader

Fart lol

Zucc stumbled down the alleyway. His hands were clutched in a sweaty fist as he continued to trudge. He stuck his cold hand in his pocket and brushed the gun with his fingers. The metal cast a brisk sensation through his fingertips.
A figure appeared. Zucc knew who it was. "Beep Beep Beep boop." He whispered, hand resting on the pistol.
"So you've come again." The ogre chortled, walking into the light.
"Bee bee bop. Bop bop boop." Zucc growled, now aiming the gun at Shrek. His fingers trembled as they rested on the trigger.
"Do it. You won't." Shrek giggled, turning around.
Zucc breathed heavily wordlessly.
"You can't get me out of your head, can you? It's because deep inside you know I'm better for her than you." Shrek spat, slowly walking away.
"Bop." Zucc said to himself as he slowly pulled the trigger. Green Shrek juice spattered his face. Zucc attempted to wipe Shrek's blood off his expressionless face, but it only smeared.
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You were in the corner, holding your face as you were in a daze. "Where is Zucc?" You wondered. Suddenly you heard a key in the door.
You broke into a sprint as you charged to the door. "Z U C C!" You yelled as the door opened.

It was not Z U C C

A man in a hood pushed you aside as he forced his way into your apartment.

Before you was Elon Musk

"E L O N" you breathed, falling to your knees.
"I don't have time to explain, (y/n). Come with me, we need to run."
"What the fart are you talking about?" You exclaimed.
"It's Z U C C." Elon began, crossing his arms.
"What about Zucc? Is he ok?" You inquired, standing up to grab Elon by his shoulders.
"Zucc just killed Shrek. Shot him in the back of the head. We need to get out of here before they find us. Zucc is meeting us at the harbor." Elon continued, grabbing your shaking hand.
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