Mark Zuckerberg x Reader

toot

You woke up slowly, your hand stroking Zucc's luxurious locks of hair. His horrendously cut bangs made you feel so much better about yourself.
You watched as his eyes slowly flickered open.
"Beep." He whispered, still half asleep.
"He's so cute when he sleeps," you thought to yourself.
Suddenly, Zucc sat up, as he began to sweat profusely.
"Z U C C WHAT IS IT?!" You gasped, grasping his shoulders, scared for the love of your life.
"B....beeep. Boop boop bop Beep Beep." He stammered, placing his hand on top of yours.
His head turned a whole 180 degrees around to face you without moving the rest of his body.
"What about Elon? No he's not here...he can't be here. It was just a dream." You whispered, glancing at the door with your peripheral vision.

Then, it happened. It started with the smoke alarm. The sound was deafening as Zucc grabbed your hand, hoping to make a quick exit as you both stood up. Zucc jiggled the door handle, but it would not budge.

He's here

Your hand flew to your mouth as the next scene transpired. There he was, Elon Musk with his flamethrower, had just bursted into your bedroom.
"(Y/n), move aside. I'm here for the sexy beast." Elon taunted, pointing his flamethrower at Zucc.
"BEEP!" Zucc screamed. You had never seen him this mad.
"BEEEEP BOOOP!" Zucc screeched as he threw himself at Elon.
"ZUCC TRANSFORM!" You yelled, as you watched the two men tussle.
Elon watched, smirking, as Zucc began to grow scales. He watched Zucc's pupils turn to slits, and his irises turn yellow. He could no longer hold in a chuckle as he saw what was before him.
"Ew!!!" Elon vociferated, face reddening in pure laughter.

Zucc threw the first punch, his fist colliding with the right side of Elon's face. As if it were nothing, Elon recovered and turned on his flamethrower. Zucc gasped as his scales struggled to withstand the heat.

The two men continued to roll on the floor, the sound of scaley punches and a flamethrower shooting flames. After what seemed like hours, the two men finally ran out of energy.

"Zucc can I be honest?" Elon inquired, panting as he clutched his side.
"Boop." Zucc breathed, rolling off Elon.
"I know I'm here to steal y/n, but I always kinda thought you were hot." Elon said, playing with his fingers nervously.
The two men made eye contact.