"I put my phone on airplanec mode but it's not flying!" ~CoolFunnyQuotes.com
"When I go to a seafood resteraunt and they ask what I want I just say 'Oh, just water for me, thanks'" ~Fish
"He grabbed her hand tightly and she thought 'Wow, he loves me!' He thought, 'Wow, this sidewalk is icy'" ~Anonymous
"Most of the time
When you cry no one notices your tears.
Most of the time
When you're worrying, no one feels your pain.
Most of the time
When you're happy no one sees your smile.
But that one time you fart..." ~Anon
"If I got a dollar each time I thought about you, I'd start thinking of you."~Imgflip
"That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don't know what to do anymore.*" ~www.UShumour.com
"The awkward moment when you're stuck in the corner of the shower because the cold water is running." ~Sorelatable.com
" 'Dad, can I ask a question?'
'You just did.'
'Haha, Can I ask two?'
'You just did.'
'Fine! Can I ask Four?!'
'You just did.'
'WHEN?!'
'NOW!' " ~grumpycatpics.com
"Bruno Mars: I'd catch a grenade for ya'!
Grenade Launcher: Let's see about that!"~Jeremyshouseoffunny.com
"Kidnap? I prefer the term surprise adoption." ~lolpics.se
"What I think of those 'Keep calm and...' posts,
SHUT UP
SHUT
UP
SHUT UP " ~ iwastesomuchtime.com
* I did this when I watched the tenth doctor.... D;
Thanks for sticking around with this book!
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Jokes
Randomso uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!
