1. OH MY GOSH!!!!! IT SPOKE!!!
2. I can get plastic surgery to fix my ugliness, you on the other hand will be stupid forever.
3. You have a face not even a mother could love.
4. Oh yeah?! Well you're beautiful, intelligent, amazing.... Oh, I thought we were having a lying competition.
5. If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
6. I'd slap you but I don't want to make you look anymore pretty.
7. Your face is becoming... becoming more and more ugly each time I see it.
8. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.
9. If I throw a stick will you leave?!
10. And this is coming from the one that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch?
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عشوائيso uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!
