the 6th member; knb crack! fic

01 • first day of schoooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(y/n) pov

Beep Beep!

I opened my eyes and groaned. I slammed the alarm clock and fell out of bed. "Another long day being the main character of the story." I muttered

I got up and looked into the mirror at my long flawless hair, clear skin, beautiful lips and hourglass body. I sighed to myself. "God I'm so ugly."

I put on my school uniform and waved my mom goodbye.

"Goodbye..sweetie." She passed out drunk on the floor.

I sweat-dropped and let out a sigh. I grabbed my bag and headed out the door.

This is the part where I'm supposed to talk about my life in one paragraph.

My name is (y/n) (l/n). I'm a first year at Teiko Middle School. My dad passed away in a car crash unfortunately. My mom is now an alcoholic and sits at home all day. I'm going to keep smiling though, and be perfect. Like every Mary Sue.

I ran to school, and walked through the front gates. I bumped into this tanned guy with blue hair. We both fell on the floor. A magazine was also next to him. The front cover was a girl in a bikini. I blushed.

"Sorry about that. I'm really clumsy."

The guy blushed and he stared at me. He quickly turned away when we made eye contact. "Don't worry about it. I'm Aomine."

"I'm (y/n)! I hope we can be friends!"

"Are you the main character of the book?"

"Yeah. It's why I bumped into you. I'm pretty clumsy. So I need to fall into the arms of my love interests a lot."

"Ah I see. You're one of those characters. I think they're called Mary Sues!"

I nodded. "Yup!"

A pink-haired girl ran up to Aomine. She was panting. "We need to sign you up for basketball Aomine! Tryouts are starting tomorrow." She said.

"That's right. See you later (y/n)."

"Byeeeeeeeeeee perverted-kun!" I said waving goodbye. "That's his new nickname." I giggled to myself.

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I looked around lost and confused. "Which Club should I sign up for?" I wondered to myself. I then thought of my dad.

~~~~~Insert Flashback In Italics~~~~

"Hey daddy!" I said giving him a hug and kiss on the cheek. "What are you watching." I asked glancing over at the tv. There were guys bouncing a ball up and down and throwing it into a net.

He looked at me like I was crazy. "Basketball."

"Ohhhhh I didn't know you liked that!!"

"I do. Now go away. It's final quarter. My favourite team is down 7 AND it's the semi-finals. Go be useful and re-fill my bowl of popcorn. Make it quick."

"He's so mean..but i love him." I said to myself as I took my popcorn to the kitchen to refill it.

~~~~~End Of Flashback~~~~~

"I guess I'll try to work as the manager for Teiko's basketball team. For dad. I miss him so much."

~Time Skip Brought To You By Kuroko's Guns (▰∀◕)ﾉ~

I entered the gym and tripped. A pair of arms caught me. I looked up and saw a red-haired standing there. He gave me a smile.

"You should watch where you're going. You might get hurt."

I blushed. "Thank you. I'm (y/n) (l/n). I signed up to be co-manager with someone else for the basketball team. You are..?"

"Akashi Seijuro. I can't wait to work with you."

"Same!"

He walked away and joined the other guys.

I guess I made a good choice to choose basketball! Didn't know there were so many hot guys here. I'm definitely going to get some. I wonder if there are others here..?

"Yo (y/n)!" A voice called. I turned around and grinned as Aomine walked up to me.

"Hey perverted-kun!" I said.

He looked ticked off. He whipped a ball at me and I caught it. I spun the ball on one finger and stuck my tongue out. "Don't underestimate my perfection!"

There were murmurs in the room as everyone stared at us. I heard some of them.

"Holy shit she caught the ball from that guy. He whipped it hard too."

"Yoo I think we're just giving reactions just to emphasize how awesome the MC is."

"She literally just caught a ball. You guys are so fucking dramatic."

I blushed as I pushed back my long flowing hair. "I'm not that good. Thank you all though.."

Aomine gave me a high five, and 3 dudes I've never seen before in my cane up to me. I blushed for the 10th time today as they stared at me.

This seems like some shit from an otome game. I thought to myself. Well, I AM a Mary Sue.

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(A/N) - This chapter is pure garbage. But it's a crackfic. I didn't edit this either. The more garbage, the better.