(a/n) - im gonna start making vine references in these, so if anyone can find them then im gonna be so happy ahskksks
(y/n) pov
"if there's anything worse than a rapist, its a child rapist." I said when the police was locking the pedophile up.
"Thank you all. Good night, and be careful." The policeman drove off.
I was walking home with my 5 body guards in case anything bad happens. It was titan-chan, pervert-kun, kisgay, red-haired-senpai and totally-not-a-tsundere-chan.
"You know you guys all didn't have to walk me home right?" I asked them.
"I-It's n-not l-like i-i care about you or anything you idiot!" Totally-not-a-tsundere-chan stuttered. He turned fifty shades of red.
"Aw you're so c-" I tripped on nothing and almost fell to the ground, but then 2 pairs of muscular arms caught me. I was surprised.
"Are you okay?" Akashi asked.
"Did you get hurt?" Kise asked.
"D-do y-you h-have a-any bruises?" Midorima asked.
"Do you want some pocky?" Murisakibara asked.
"Yoo you alright?" Aomine asked.
"Yeah I'm fine. I just tripped on air." I replied.
"Hey get off her. I got her." Kise snapped.
"Do you wanna die? I got her." Aomine growled.
"I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!" He snapped.
"Guys stop I'm fine. Seriously, let's go home."
We walked home all together. They stared at my house. It was a gigantic mansion with a basketball court, pool, skating arena, giant library and a soccer field. I don't even play soccer too!
"Damn your rich. Perfect Mary Sue." Aomine said.
"Yeah my daddy had a lot of money." I replied
"What was he, Bill Gates?" Midorima asked
"I guess you could say that, he was the CEO of Google." I explained.
"Shhhh you can't say that! We'll get copyrighted! Use a different name!" Kise whispered.
"Oh shit you're right. He was the CEO of Woogle." I explained. "What's Google? I don't know her. I only know Woogle."
"Are you okay being alone?" Akashi asked.
"Yeah DONT worry about me. You guys get going. Good night! I won't trip on the way in!" I shouted.
I walked in. "Mom where are you!?" I shouted. I walked up stairs and she opened the door in her bedroom. She screamed.
"Stop! I could've dropped my croissant," She said pointing to her plate.
"Sorry. Are you drunk?"
"No because I ran out of beer. I need to get some more tomorrow. Leave me alone and good night."
I sighed to myself. Aw man. My life sucks. Besides that fact that im talented, popular, beautiful, rich and overall just amazing.
My life sucks
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the 6th member; knb crack! fic
Fanfiction{KUROKO NO BASKET} "I'm sexy..and I don't know it." [gom x reader - crack! fic] [full summary inside] {I do not own kuroko no basket or any of the characters. All rights go to the owners!}
