a/n: im so sorry for not updating this in so long. i was suddenly depleted of any kind of inspiration 😔😔
it's gonna be um kinda sexual..?
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aomine pov
Beep Beep!
I woke up the next day and slammed the alarm clock. i got ready and put on my school clothes. i grabbed my school bag and my gym bag and headed out the door.
Before I did leave though, i checked myself out in the mirror.
damn i was so hot i could fuck myself! i restrained myself of course though. im saving myself for (y/n)~
It was 6am and i saw (y/n) walking down the street to basketball practice too. she stuck out like a sore thumb. she had luscious (e/c) eyes and beautiful silky long hair. she also had an hourglass body.
wait.
wait.
BOING!
Gosh darn it happened again!
"Quiet down boner!" I whispered to my dick to try and keep it quiet.
Every time a guy had a boner it made a boing sound for some reason??? It's just something that happens in this world. For reasons I don't know myself. Author-chan might've decided this I guess? Why? I don't know.
Suddenly I heard BOINGS around me.
BOING!
BOING!
BOING!
"Shut up boner! Now's not the time."
I mustered up the courage to talk to senpai!1!1! I loved senpai! Senpai is love. Senpai is life.
"Hey Mary Sue! how are you feeling today?" i asked (y/n).
"Im feeling better i suppose. it's so hard being perfect. guys were practically falling for me today."
i wasn't paying attention to her because gosh she was so hot and beautiful!!! did i mention she was hot? she can tie me with that hair and chOke me!!! 😳😳
forget my magazines this is 10x better!!! 😍
did i mention she was hot? because god she was so fucking hot 🤤🤤
"pervert-kun! pay attention to me!!" (y/n) huffed.
"gomenasai!!!!!" i said blushing fifty shades of red.
"your ding dong is sticking out! let's hurry up and go to practice!" she ordered.
"alright then! you're so amazing Mary Sue! can you fly???" i asked her
"ACTUALLY OUI!!!" she jumped off the ground and started to wave her hands. i wasn't shocked honestly. shes the main character after all. she can do anything!
"SHE WAS FLYING EVEN THOUGH IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH!" A stranger who was watching this phenomenon called out.
"FUCK YOU IM A BAD BITCH!!" Mary Sue called above the stranger called. She then looked at me.
"I'm heading off to practice by pervert-kun!!!"
I looked at her fly away in the sky. I started to cry? Why? Because she was so fucking beautiful. I'm not even gonna hide my boner at this point. I wiped my tears and then decided what I was gonna do at this very moment.
I'm gonna confess even though I've known her for 2 days!
y'all i don't even know what I wrote. like what is this.
YOU ARE READING
the 6th member; knb crack! fic
Fanfiction{KUROKO NO BASKET} "I'm sexy..and I don't know it." [gom x reader - crack! fic] [full summary inside] {I do not own kuroko no basket or any of the characters. All rights go to the owners!}
