Alois: *gets up* oh my, I believe you slipped and hit me
Reyna: no, it's called a roundhouse kick
Alois: what? I was just saying you'd look cute in booty shorts
Reyna: no, you were saying YOU'D look cute in booty shorts which is absolutely disgusting
Me: dude, wear normal shorts or pants
Alois: no and Reyna you-
Me: *drags him away gagging*
Alois: but she's so cute
Reyna: pardon me while I go barf
Me: I'm gonna join you
Sebastian: my lord, why don't you ask the beautiful young lady to dance
Me: there's someone who knows how to flirt
Ciel: fine, angel, care to dance?
Angel: sure ^^
Ciel: *trying to keep up with the dance*
Angel: this is fun!
Ciel: *trips and falls on his face*
Me: and both boys go down
Sebastian: *sigh* my lord, have you been keeping up with your lessons
Ciel: YES! YOU WERE JUST GOING TO FAST!
Me: *checks stopwatch* hmm...6 minutes and 17 seconds. Not bad ciel...alois, 2 minutes and 5 seconds. You sucked
Alois: SHE KICKED ME!
Reyna: oh? I thought I just slipped and hit you
Alois: but-..You... what?
Ciel: take notes, Trancy
Alois: on what? Your dancing?
Me: well that escalated quickly
Reyna: ya that really got out of hand fast *rubs foot* ow that kick hurt
Ciel: probably because he has such a thick skull
Me: he probably doesn't even have brain cells
Alois: I HAVE BRAIN CELLS!!
Reyna: well yes, in his cerebellum but I don't think his cerebrum is that chemically advanced
Alois: ...what?
Me: even I understood that!
Reyna: exactly
Ciel: that's probably true
Alois: CLAUDE! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Claude: she's saying your stupid
Alois: am I?
Claude: no, your highness
Me: you are
Ciel: I think the extinct dodo bird is smarter than you
Reyna: if they're extinct, how can they think?
Me: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DODO BIRDS?!?!?!?!
Alois: *sniffle* c-claude😢
Me: we made him cry...I feel bad now
Ciel: my job is accomplished
Angel: that was funny but mean
Reyna: he was being creepy and perverted
Me: well....leave truths and dares for me, angel, Reyna and the black butler characters. I need to comfort alois
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Black butler truth or dare
FanfictionJust truth or dare with the black butler cast. And me being annoying Disclaimer: I don't own the black butler characters or any other characters that make an appearance but I wish I did
