A Visit From The Mental hospital

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Me: REYNA! DONT CALL THE MENTAL HOSPITAL!

Reyna: *gets off the phone with the mental hospital* it's for your own good Pippi

Ciel: THIS IS FOR HER OWN GOOD? WHAT ABOUT ME?

Me: your useless without Sebastian

Ciel: EXACTLY- HEY!

Claude: we weren't serious about devouring souls

Sebastian: and we weren't serious that pippi's soul smells good

Reyna: well, too late. You should've said something earlier

Claude: *accidentally smells what Reyna's soul smells like* oh...Reyna your soul smells wonderful

Reyna: *slaps him* GET AWAY YOU CREEP!

Alois: IM THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO SLAP HIM!

*knock on door*

Me: I GOT IT! *opens door*

Mental hospital dude: I received a call from a Reyna Demitrios. Is she here

Ciel: NO!

Reyna: excuse me?

Alois: THERES NOBODY NAMED REYNA HERE!

Reyna: *coughs* please take these people away.

Me: WHICH ONES?

Reyna: uh...Sebastian, Ciel, Alois, and that guy *points to claude*

Claude: MY NAME IS CLAUDE!

Reyna: ah yes, Claude, the one who thinks my soul smells good

Mental hospital dude: I think you'll have to come with me

Claude: my mental stability is perfectly fine

Alois: YA! MINE TOO!

Ciel: you couldn't be mentally stable even with help

Alois: I AM MENTALLY STABLE

Mental hospital dude: I will have to see written proof of your mental stability

Alois: *texting* I AM MENTALLY ATABLE!!!!1!!!!
*stable

Me: are you a mentally stable table

Alois: yes, i mean no GAH!

Ciel: I knew you had the mental capacity of a table but this is just ridiculous

Mental hospital dude: well you have shown me you have mental stability *points to ciel* but none of you

Sebastian: hmm...did you say something. I was searching for weapons *holds up butter knives*

Everyone but mental hospital dude, ciel and Claude: *hides*

Mental hospital dude: what's with you people? They're butter knives

Sebastian: they may be butter knives but...

Claude: they can be equally deadly

Mental hospital dude: your INSANE!

Claude: no just inhuman

Sebastian: I am simply one hell of a butler

Mental hospital dude: IM LEAVING! *runs away*

Sebastian: that worked

Ciel: SEBASTIAN! YOU IDIOT! HE COULD'VE FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU ARE!

Alois: Claude! Your a pathetic excuse for a demon!

Reyna: D-D-DEMON?

Me: yep!

Reyna: *faints*

Me: ehh....well Reyna is probably scarred for life but anyways, leave truths or dares for me, angel, Reyna or the black butler characters

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