Random Thoughts

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You're going to read some really weird shit (warning) because my random thoughts are mostly super duper weird, laugh out loud. (I already warned you)

Random thought : 1
I woke up in the morning and sat straight, still in bed, I could see myself in the mirror.... I thought, 'A ghost could be humping me right now and I wouldn't know lol'
OK so yeah this was a really pervy thought

 I thought, 'A ghost could be humping me right now and I wouldn't know lol'OK so yeah this was a really pervy thought

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*dies of embarrassment*
*digs a hole and hides in it*

Random thought : 2
If I were a boy, I'd be a playboy.

Somewhat like that guy in the picture

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Somewhat like that guy in the picture. Yeah, non-existent. You got it.

Random thought : 3
Outer space isn't empty, it contains everything that exists and yet it's empty and infinite space. Think hard and you'll get the point I'm trying to say.

Random thought : 4
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180° and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Random thought : 5
If I'm real then so are my thoughts, whatever goes on inside my head is real too cause I'm real, then why isn't that boy in my mind real!?

Random thought : 5 If I'm real then so are my thoughts, whatever goes on inside my head is real too cause I'm real, then why isn't that boy in my mind real!?

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