God: Ready for a new life?
Me: *Nods*
God: Let me tell you about your place of Birth.
Me: *Nods*
God: In Milky Way Galaxy, among 40 billion planets there is this one tiny blue green planet that contains life. There Life is a race. Everyday you’re out for a mission! Running to earn a piece of paper. No time for yourself! Less Love, More hate. Rich rule, poor suffer. Religion spreads violence instead of love. The word peace is now a history. Humanity dies everyday! I call it ‘Mini Hell’. :D
Me: *Shook head*
God: You don’t want to go there?
Me: *Nods*
God: Sorry buddy! Can’t do anything! In 1 minute, you’ll become a part of that planet.
Me: *Starts crying*
God: Aww! Don’t cry. I’ll give you 30 seconds to talk to your father. If you’re able to convince him regarding leaving Earth and going to some other distant galaxy, then I’ll manipulate space and time then I would shift you there, along with your parents.
Me: *Smiles*
God: Here! Take the call.
*Calls*
Dad: Hello, who’s this?
Me:
Dad: I can only hear your breath!
Me:
Dad: Who’s this? Please tell? My wife is in the hospital and I need to reach there as soon as possible!
Me:
Dad: Man, have you called me to make me hear your breathing?
Me: *Starts Crying*
Dad: Huh, it seems as if a baby has called me! What the hell!
*Disconnects*
God: Oh! I forgot to tell you. You can’t speak! Happy Journey!
Me: …….
*Doctor takes me out*
Me: *Starts crying*
God: And these Humans think Babies cry because they need air in the lungs? This stupid over-confident species.
***
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Please kill me....*face-palms*
Not really.
Well enjoy reading my book!
- Kenerelda 🖤
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The Book Of Weird Stuff
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