Scene 1-
*Me having a walk in my house*
*Touches Vase*
*Vase breaks into pieces*
Mom: Dear?
Me: Mom, I can explain. You see, I didn’t do it deliberately. As I was goi….
*Flying chappal received*
Scene 2-
*Mom cleaning house*
*Touches Vase while cleaning it*
*Vase breaks into pieces*
Me: Now mom?
Mom: Who kept this Vase here? I think it was you.
Me: ……
*Flying Chappal Received again*
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*Guest in the house*
*Snacks are served*
Guest: Beta, please have it. (For my non-native friends beta means son or child)
Me: No Aunty/Uncle. Thank You, I am already full.
Guest: No son, please have it.
Me: Please believe me, I am already full.
Guest: As you say son.
*Guest goes away*
Me: *Gulping snacks* Oh man, I was so hungry. Aunty/Uncle took so much time.
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*During Birthday*
Mom: beta, come here. Aunty wants to wish you.
Me: *Taking phone from mom* Hello.
*Phone on loudspeaker*
Aunty: Happy Birthday child. God bless you!
Me: Thank You Aunty.
Aunty: So, what do you want on your birthday?
What I have in my mind: Remote control car, Wii, PlayStation, Laptop, etc.
Me: Umm.. Aunty please bring… (Looks at mom)
Mom: AASHIRVAAD (Blessings)
Me:…............................. *Biggest decision making ever but then*
Mom: Say it.
Me: Aunty, your blessings are enough. -_-
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*Meeting a relative after a long time*
“Omg, look at you. How big do you look now!”
And you’re like-
“Bro, I have been like this for years.”
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Parents: Son, do what makes you happy!
Also,
Parents: Are the exam forms out? Study son! Take this college, take that course or else you would be nowhere in your life.
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*Indian Wedding* is the most Indian thing ever.*
Groom on horse with a small kid.
Band and Dance in the middle of the road. Let’s not forget “Naagin” (Serpent) dance.
Meanwhile,
98% of the guests at the Wedding:
Is the food served?Waiter.. Paneer Tikka!Khaana khao(eat your food). Ladke ke baap ko Shagun ka lifafa pakdao, aur niklo. (Eat food, Hand over the Shagun envelope to the Groom’s father, and leave)
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*Watching TV with parents*
*Some intimate scene comes out of nowhere*
*You try to change the channel*
*But that bloody remote isn’t working*
Me: Wow, our house wall is so beautiful. Damn, I am feeling thirsty.
*Runs away*
*Awkward silence thereafter*
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Note : Just for gags. No offense to anything or anyone and I'm not going to type this at the end of every joke chapter so please take a note of it here.
Well, these ideas just popped out because being an Indian is really hard but there's nothing more entertaining. Lol. A proud Indian.
- Kenerelda 🖤
And now most people might think if I'm an Indian why do I have such a foreign name... Well, it's my gamer name online that I selected at random and liked very much and you have no say in it.
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