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Nathan Has An Ex-Girlfriend

[CATHY KING] has entered chatroom [CATHY + ALEX = CATHEX]

[NATHAN PANDIT] has entered chatroom [CATHY + ALEX = CATHEX]

CATHY: nathan i cant believe u have a girlfriend

NATHAN: yeah i do whats so surprising about it?

CATHY: its just... i never expected you to??

NATHAN: shes my ex...

CATHY: OOOOOH have you told her?

NATHAN: :?

CATHY: about harper? or whatever her name is?

NATHAN: ...i think ive mentioned her before

CATHY: wow you dont even know if you told your ex you were dating another girl

NATHAN: i have a long job shut up

NATHAN: which is more than what you can say

CATHY: first of all, fuck you

CATHY: and second, ouch

CATHY: also can i meet her?

NATHAN: fiiiiiine i mean jones's ex is in this chatroom so why not?

[NATHAN PANDIT] invited [ATHENA MORANI] to chatroom [CATHY + ALEX = CATHEX]

NATHAN: welcome to hell

CHIEF KING: That's my line.

NATHAN: wow jealous much?

ATHENA: What did you do this time, Nathan?

NATHAN: absolutely nothing cathy wanted to meet you

CATHY: youre hot

ATHENA: Uh, thanks?

CATHY: nathan why did u leave her for snake girl?

NATHAN: can i not respond to that?

ATHENA: Snake girl?

CATHY: his new girlfriend. shes like, five years younger than him

NATHAN: did you hack her profile?

CATHY: yeah. im awesome

CHIEF KING: Stop hacking the station, Cathy.

CATHY: lmao no

CHIEF KING: I hate my life.

[DAVID JEREMIAH JONES] has entered chatroom [CATHY + ALEX = CATHEX]

JONES: hey, uh im in trouble...

CHIEF KING: What did you do now?

JONES: i sort of broke this thingy at the nautical museum

CHIEF KING: You did what now?

CATHY: rip jones it was nice knowing you

JONES: it was like a vase or something

JONES: i was shoved into it

CHIEF KING: I swear I'm going to have a reason to murder everyone...

ATHENA: I can help bust you out.

ATHENA: I work for the Nautical Museum.

JONES: who tf are you?

NATHAN: she's my ex. dont think too hard about it.