❝ i'd rather not disclose that ❞
Ben | Rey
"Hello again."
"...wait, what? How did you know it was me?"
"You do know there is such a thing as caller ID, right?"
"..you don't even know my name! What did you save my number as?"
"Um, I'd rather not disclose that. Information and privacy laws, you know?"
"...but it's my number? And my information."
"..."
"...well?"
"...fine. I was going to save it as 'Lonely girl who got cheated on by her crappie boyfriend with her best friend and then called me,' but I guess there was a character limit, so I just saved it as 'girl."
"This is not a helpful advice hotline at all."
"Oh, about that, I think you should just move on."
"Excuse me?"
"You know, about your boyfriend drama. Any guy that cheats on a girl isn't worth your time."
"Um, thank you. That was actually pretty nice to hear."
"No problem, that's what I'm here to do."
"You know what? I don't even care about Finn anymore! That little asshole can do whatever he wants!"
"...wow."
"...what?"
"I didn't expect you to be so...enthusiastic about it."
"I feel a whole lot better now."
"I'm glad."
"...I think I'm going to go binge watch Star Wars and eat some ice cream now."
"What's Star Wars?"
"...oh my god. You have got to be kidding me."
"Sadly, no. I'm not kidding."
"Well, my friend, that is a completely different conversation for next time."
CALL DISCONNECTED
"...I'm her friend? There's a next time?"
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Fanfiction❝ rey decides to call a advice hotline to help her with her problems. she doesn't expect for a male to answer, let alone one that doesn't even know what star wars is. ❞ [ Rey x Ben Star Wars Fanfiction ] [ This fanfiction is NOT set in the Star Wa...
