We'ves brilliant plan precious... Dwarves goes into forest today though they don'ts know what lies in there... webs, eight legs, beady eyes.. ha! They're doomed. Wes will gets yous back today.. there's no way filthy Hobbit won't get trapped in this one. And whens he's does.. he's all ours... and so will you be preciousss.. as long as nasty Elves or Dwarves don'ts gets in way.
-Gollum.
Ooh! Brilliants plan! Smeagol onlys wishes that's he's comes ups withs it's first.. yes wes does. Dwarves won't knows what's hits them, neither will Baggins... ands when's Shelob and friends gots them.. hehehe.. ring will be mine. Ours, yes, ours. What's I meant. Nows very glad wes made friends with her aren'ts yous Gollum? Yous thoughts its was stupid ats first. But now it's not preciousss... nows it's not... Will be very happy once wes gets ring. And nots hopefully in grouchy mode.
-Smeagol.
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Gollum's diary (Smeagol:ours too precious! Gollum hogs it all, takes credit .
FanficDear preciousss, We've located ring. Filthy Hobbites have it. Must send Smeagol afters it. Doesn't wants to gets our hands dirty or caught doings it. -Gollum. The journal/ Diary of Gollum (and Smeagol) . All the way fr...
