Gah!! Ours plans failed precious. Curse us and splash us. Stinkin' Elves ruins our plans. Though wes still blame Smeagol too. Stupid, pointed ears. Wes hates them and Baggins for ever. Nows must come up with new plan thats doesn't involve spiders... Wes wills gets you backs preciousss, that's wes promise.
-Gollum.
Blame Smeagol! Yes, blames Elveses but nots poor , poor Smeagol. Wes only tries to helps. Will still tracks Baggins. And notes to selfes , never plays riddles with other thans Gollum agains. Cants waits to gets backs precious.
-Smeagol.
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Gollum's diary (Smeagol:ours too precious! Gollum hogs it all, takes credit .
FanficDear preciousss, We've located ring. Filthy Hobbites have it. Must send Smeagol afters it. Doesn't wants to gets our hands dirty or caught doings it. -Gollum. The journal/ Diary of Gollum (and Smeagol) . All the way fr...