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JOHNNY JUNE

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"miller's - oh, why do i even bother."

"you know, i could've been an actual customer."

"no one calls this stupid place. our audience consists of only old people who are definitely cheating their death sentence. and they actually come into the store."

"well, then can i get your number?"

"ummm...no?"

"i'm hurt. seriously, that wounds me. my heart has been strangled. i'm emotionally vulnerable right now, you just kicked me right back down."

"oh no, how could you ever forgive me?"

"you can give me your number."

"no."

"oh, come on!"

"you don't even know my name."

"then can i have your name?"

"no."

"why not!?"

"my mum told me not to talk to strangers, y'know."

"strangers? wow, if you didn't already break my heart into a million pieces before, then you definitely have now. what about everything we've been through? think of the children!"

"june."

"huh?"

"my name dickwad. it's june."

"well that was easy."

"i just wanted you to shut up."

"mmm, sure sure."

"i don't even know what you're trying to insinuate."

"in good time junebug."

"don't call me that."

"..."

"did he actually just hang up on me!?"

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