JOHNNY JUNE
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"miller's bakery, how can i cure your craving today?"
"..."
"are you done laughing yet?"
"..."
"seriously. you can stop now."
"...how can i - how can i cure - oh fuck - cure your craving?"
"i'm hilarious. i know."
"that was pure gold. seriously junebug, i'm in tears. wow. that was incredible."
"shut up."
"i think i have gained a new level of respect that i didn't even know existed."
"what can i say, i'm just full of the best one-liners. but as much as i'd love to take the credit, that was all my boss's doing. apparently i have no personality."
"well..."
"i have a personality! i'm funny and..."
"and?"
"other stuff."
"mmm junebug, it's okay i love your cold heart."
"shut up, dickstick."
"dickstick? really?"
"yes... dickstick."
"you know you've made a couple dick insults recently. if i didn't know any better, i'd think that you want my -"
"shut up!"
"just saying junebug. if you want a little johnny, it's gonna cost you. i will not be treated like a cheap whore. i am expensive. can you even afford me?"
"just...just shut up."
"make me."
"...beep"
"okay, i guess i walked into that one."
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The Day Johnny Met June ✓
Nouvelles𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥. Falling in love blindly, is just a little bit more fun. (A smiling-at-your-phone kind of story. For when some days get a little hard). © 2020 by jules.
