JOHNNY JUNE
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"top of the mornin' to ya!"
"you guys really don't have any customers, do you?"
"nope, it's just me and old pal sharon here."
"do you do anything with your time? like ever?"
"says the one who calls a bakery every day."
"your attitude is not appreciated junebug."
"your existence is not appreciated johnny."
"well that was just unnecessary."
"you're unnecessary."
"i get it okay. can we limit the insults to one per day, maybe?"
"who else do i practice on?"
"i'll let you practice on me, if you give me your number."
"i'm gonna have to say no."
"we both know you're incapable of being nice."
"why do you want my number so bad?"
"well...calling a landline costs money?"
"was that a question or a statement?"
"just give it to me!"
"you're so demanding."
"works well in bed."
"god you're disgusting."
"i mean junebug, think about what i'm capable of. don't tell me you haven't thought -"
"oh, four, four, six -"
"wait, what's happening."
"nine, one -"
"junebug, slow down!"
"one, eight -"
"what does it take for a guy to get some god damn pen and paper around here!"
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The Day Johnny Met June ✓
Short Story𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥. Falling in love blindly, is just a little bit more fun. (A smiling-at-your-phone kind of story. For when some days get a little hard). © 2020 by jules.
