Funny Quotes

Part 3

another addition to this compilation of funny sayings :) i apologize if i repeated any; it is unintentional.

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201. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

202. Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems, which without them, we wouldn't have.

203. War does not determine who is right; only who is left.

204. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak and remove all doubt.

205. A shinbone is a device used for finding furniture in a dark room.

206. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's really in trouble.

207. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

208. Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

209. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

210. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

211. "You're cute when you're mad!" "Yeah? well I'm about to get real stinking adorable now!"

212. That awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall and you're there with your mom.

213. I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I Will Kill You.

214. I was singing a song... You joined in... I don't wanna sing it anymore.

215. Drying only your hands, so you can reply to a text while in the shower.

216. It's annoying when people try to tell you what YOU said.

217. When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in.

218. Music is WAAAAY better when it's loud.

219. Everything magically appears when your mom looks for it.

220. Why do banks attach chains to their pens? If i'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

221. Hey mom, can I ...?"... "No"... "Please? .."..."No"... "Hey dad..."

222. Dropping something on the floor, bending over to pick it up and then dropping something else.

223. I don't think I could ever stab someone.. I can barely can get the straw into a Capri Sun.

224. The awkward moment when your unsure if someone is a girl or a boy.

225. I've never seen a McDonalds or Burger King under construction. They just show up out of no where..

226. *When my parents are asleep* Me- "Shh! they're sleeping" .... *When I'm asleep* Parents- "Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours"

227. If someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast..

228. Sometimes I wonder, when I die, how would my Internet friends find out?

229. Math + English had a relationship. How else did we get Algebra then?

230. I hate when people say while watching a film "did you see that?" . No idiot, i paid 12$ to come to the cinema and stare at the floor..

231. Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth..

232. "Do you behave like this at home?!" "Yes, actually!"