Crazy Tactics Gone Awry

Awkward Conversations

Starting again. Yay!

You and Team RWBY arrive back at Beacon.

(y/n): "WOW!!!! This place looks so awesome."

Weiss: "Welcome to Beacon, um..."

(y/n): "Oh, my part of the greeting has been forgoten. So sorry," as you bow down which makes the girls blush a bit, "but you can call me Matthew, Matt for short."(secret identity gag)

Ruby: "Well, it's nice to meet you, Matthew."

(y/n): "The honor is all mine. I'm just glad you gals showed up just in time or I would be dead."

Blake: "Well, you see..."

Yang: "We kind of... Um..."

Ruby: "We were following that Ursa to it's nest when it suddenly ran towards the city. I wanted to shoot it but Weiss wanted to see where it was headed."

You look at Weiss, her face completely red, yours, however, an angry face.

(y/n): "So I almost died because of you?!?!"

Weiss: "Well, you see... I uh... It was... I'm sorry. That's why I took charge in eliminating it when I saw what it was doing. Sorry..."

You covered your face with your right hand: "Well, at least I got out of trouble with those other guys."

Yang: "Who were those babies, anyway?"

(y/n): "Just some guys from a gang I pissed off while stealing their food. Before the Grimm arrived, they were beating me senseless."

Yang: "Why weren't you fighting back!?"

(y/n): "Well, that was the second time they beat me up today ao I didn't have the strength."

Blake: "But you look so strong and powerful and muscular and..." She was blushing like a firetruck (or like the author when he talks to girls). She almost had a meltdown.

(y/n): "Nah, I might be ripped but I can't fight-"

Ruby: "Sure you can!"

(y/n): "I mean, I literally don't know how to fight. I knocked out two of the three thugs, but using only instincts. And even though my physic is above average, they didn't teach us how to fight in the gym."

Weiss: "Isn't there anything you know about fighting?"

You just entered the front doors of the school and were immediately amazed.

(y/n)'s mind: "Holy Hannah Montana! This place is huge!"

(y/n): "Well, my fisticufs (hand-to-hand) fighting is basically non-existent, my knowledge of weaponry and warfare is one of the best and most extensive in Remnant."

RWBY: "HUH?!?!"

(y/n): "What?"

Yang: "So you are telling us that you can't fight bare handed, but you know almost everything about weaponry, battle and war strategies? How does THAT make ANY freakin' sense?!?!"

(y/n): "Ya see, my parents are to blame for that. I- Wait, I just realised. First, where are we even?"

Blake: "We are heading up to professor Ozpin's office so we can ask him if you can stay."

(y/n): "You girls are really wonderful. You know that, right?", making you all blush. "Second, sorry if I'm going off on a tangent. You probably don't want to listen to me rambling about my past."

RWBY: "We do, we really do!"

(y/n): "Really? Well, maybe once I can stay here with you all."

You hugged them all with a big smile on your face, right as the elevator doors open. A silver haired man with a mug of coffee was taking a sip and a yellow haired woman was explaining something to him. They both stopped due to the unexpected visit.

Ozpin: "Well, hello girls. And who might this be?"

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed!