My Book Of Rants

mummy palavar 2

I was sitting down jejely watching my cartoons when my mum walked into the palor. she watched me for a moment then called me
Mum:Esha
Me:Ma?
Mum: Those plates in the sink,will they wash themselves??
me: no Ma
Mum: Abi you are waiting for me to wash them right??
Me: Nooo o
Mum: Ok before I close my eyes and and count 1-5 you will vamoose from this place.
( I ran to the kitchen to wash the plates. 10 seconds Later I heard her calling me again)
Mum: Esha
Me: Ma
Mum: pass me the remote on the table ( I swear she was sitting close to the table but I won't dare say that cause she will reset my brain with slap... I gave her the remote and went back to resume my washing when after Another 20 seconds she called me again.)
Mum: Esha
Me: Ma?
Mum: take this money and go and buy recharge card for me i want to call your aunt.
Me: But mumy I haven't finished washing the pla....(Recieves hot slap)
Mum: Since Morning you have been washing those plates (she has forgotten that she has been sending me upandan) is this How you will be lazy when you get to your husband house or do you think I will follow you there? Get out of my Sight (start leaving) come back here did I ask you to go???
me: But mumy you just sa.....(interrupts )
Mum: ooooo so you talking back at me abi?? Oya kneel down there.

Mummy why nah???