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African parents rock! When
you have been strictly
warned against eating in
public and you visit
someone and the host urges
you to eat. You look at your
mum and she gives you that
"if them born you well,
collect" look with a smile
on her face, yet she says
"eat now". But you know
it's RIP for you if you dare.
So you say "I am ok ma, we
ate before coming" or "I
don't really eat jollof rice".
But you are salivating...

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