Marvel's The Creator

Chapter 7: Happy Thoughts

--Fury's Bunker--

Pietro placed a chair down beside Wanda and looked her straight in the eyes. Wanda knew that stare anywhere and it usually meant that he was mad. But she accepted that he was mad and looked at him with a smile.

"You know, I should be happy like 'Yeah, my sister is getting a baby' or 'I'm so happy for you Wanda'." Pietro acted happy and suddenly, "But I have one question. How the fuck did Rogers get into you."

"Language!" Natasha shouted from the stage as she continued doing her work.

"There was a time that Steve and I were in the old Avengers facility, this was the time when we came back, and we were getting bored so he took his stuff off and I sa-" Wanda was interrupted by Pietro who looked like he was about to throw up.

"Ok! That's enough," Pietro started coughing, "I just imagined it and it is pretty disgusting."

"So you called me disgusting because I had a baby with Captain America. Well that's very considerate." Wanda sarcastically pointed out.

"So, Wanda, how's the baby doing?" Carol asked, as she placed some tools on front of Reed.

"She's doing fine, thank you." Wanda said with a smile and looked at Pietro, "But my brother over here isn't enjoying as much as I am."

"Pietro, your sister is having a baby, just be happy and support her." Carol reminded

"See, Carol is supporting me. It's not a big deal if I had sex with Captain America."

The whole place went into a "woah" moment as everyone looked at Wanda very awkwardly. Even Carol had to say it. Wanda gave them a face of "what's wrong."

"You know we ain't allowed to say that around here, right?" Sam said, as he looked at everyone else.

"Well, saying that word isn't too deep because it's a international word. I mean, it's ok if I say I had sex with Susan la-" Reed was stopped by Strange.

"Woah! I think that's too much detail over there." Sam chuckled as he continued fixing his wing suit.

"Don't talk about that stuff when you're around Sam, he tends to gossip about it." Strange scoffed but he went back to Reed, "But you did had sex with Susan last night, right?"

"No!" Reed said disgusted, "That was just a example, Strange. Now you're going to talk about it with Carol, aren't you."

"You never know." Strange smirked as he walked over to Hope and Scott.

--Wakanda--

Logan got punched in the face and blood started going to his mouth. He tasted some but spit it out of his mouth.

"Motherfucker!" Logan shouted, as Steve stopped and crouched beside him.

"Language." Steve reminded, as he looked towards the woods, "Do you think if we burn the forest, they'll burn along with it?"

"T'Challa wouldn't allow that and their skin is invulnerable to fire. So that's not a good idea." Logan explained as Steve gave him a look of confusion, "Look, I dealt with them before."

"Well, let's keep on pushing them back before they break down one side." Steve got his shield and they charged to battle.

On the other side of the battlefield, Thor and Namor were taking down some defenses with ease. Lightning after lightning, water after water, it was just a bloodbath for the Outriders. Suddenly Loki evened the odds by using the Mind Stone.

An alien turned huge, almost as big as the Hulk and started going on a rampage. It took down a lot of Asgardians but it was eventually stopped by a hammer by Thor. More started popping up and the Avengers started getting worried that they placed everyone on that job. They were so busy that some Outriders passed by them.

"They're running towards the mine!" T'Challa shouted and pointed at the Outriders, "Bucky! Get on it and save my sister!"

Bucky ran quickly to the mine with his small dose of human speed. There were about six Outriders running towards the mine and they all climbed their way down. The elevator wasn't working so he used the stairs, which were there, and descended into the mine. He ran through the hallways until he reached the lab. He saw an Outrider run pass the door's entrance and he was scared. He entered it and saw Shuri defending herself with some hand blasters. Bucky helped out with his marksman ship and they both took the Outriders down.

"So you had time to make those but not a suit for me?" Bucky wondered as Shuri nodded her head.

"My safety is more important than yours, ok!" Shuri told him clearly as she went back to her computer.

"Unbelievable." Bucky said as he placed his hands up. He just walked away and started making his way up.

On the ground, Logan and Steve continued their way through the crowd of Outriders as a Wakandan ship passed by them and did a bombing run. They got down and made sure no one was hurt.

"They're just doing random bomb runs now? Motherfuckers." Logan muttered so Steve couldn't hear it.

"Language! And you just called T'Challa's army a bunch of motherfuckers." Steve reminded him as Logan looked at him.

"Language!" Logan said in Steve's voice but made it childish, "You remind me when I swear but you don't give a fuck if you swear?"

"Language! I just did it because I was in the moment, ok!" Steve shouted as Logan pushed him.

Logan and Steve were face to face as they looked each other in the eyes. The battle was going in the background as they were getting ready to fight each other. Bucky them broke it up.

"Are you guys really going to fight because of vulgar words?" Bucky chuckled in through but they looked at him with dead seriousness.

"This is a bullshit argument." Logan went back to battle and started slicing Outriders's bodies open.

"Were you guys really going to fight?" Bucky asked, as Steve smiled.

"Yes, we were about to fight because of that." Steve fought some Outriders when he turned around and tried his best to keep the Outriders from reaching the mine. "Happy thoughts, happy thoughts."