Things that make me MAD

JUIIICCCYYY DRRAAMMMAAAAAA!

So today. Microwaved egg wants to yell "DOES ANYONE WANT MY OATMEAL PIE" and I was all like "ME" She was like "No because, you didn't give me honey mustard at lunch and you are still mean to me" oookkkaaay. So I wasn't the one who called myself rude names. AND I WAS EATING MY CHICKEN WITH MY HONEYMUSTARD WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.

So my friend. Let's call her. Kawaii chan. So Kawaii Chan gave me some good good candy.

Sour patch kids. So pretty softball came up to me and was all like. "Can I get a blue and red  one?" So was like ye. And then microwaved egg was like "gimme SOME" I  said.

"GIRL IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR RUFF RUFF FACE A** OUT OF HER WILL THAT BIPOLAR BULL S**** I WILL BEAT YOUR A**.

I said it in my mind so no one heard. So she said some, right?

I have her 1.

I'M SO KEWL. And she was like. "Can I get another one?" I said no. Like I WON A DEAL NOT YOU. MOVE ALONG. LOL.

So yeah. ALSO. I whooped some booty. Playing prodigy math. Also

I have a friend. Let's call her. Raging vampire.

We were playing prodigy. Which is kinda like Pokemon but with school and math. So this thing killed raging vampires thingy right.

She started banging the keyboard to kill it. And then she killed it and she was like.

"THAT'S WHY YOU DIED YOU F***ING DILDO." I was like, GIRL CALM DOWN.

SHE WAS LIKE: NO NIKKI I'M DONE WITH BEING CALM.

So I busted out laughing.

Oh
Speaking of laughing and banging keyboards

I was taking the rest today right.

So it was like.

"You obviously didn't learn much in your science class. Let's put you with an easier set of questions." I WAS LIKE WOAH. I'M QUITE OFFENDED.