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This lil kids be vexing me now and days so here they are OH ALSO ALL ART MENTIONED IN THE BOOK I OWN NONE BECAUSE I CAN ONLY DRAW STICK FIGURES,FLOWERS AND TURTLES???

#rantingaboutlife #rants

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by nikkiplz

by nikkiplz

So first

Lemme welcome our new fran! :D

StarFlame645

So today I like peeps to recognize my burger buddy. Aka my brother.

*CLAPPING noise*

I almost died today.

From stench

Like you know when someone's dogs stinks you be like

Oh girl your dog stank give him a bath

So u be like in gurl IMA give him one

But I almost fainted out the car today. So my sister walked up to me and she lifted her arms to stretch and I saw my life flash before my eyes it was like

WOOSH

So u know I turned into Jefferson and I was like

My god.

Then i was like

YVETTE DID YOU WASH.

She was like

I brought deodorant

So I was like

USE IT YOU MUSTY MONKEY

So then she put it on she was like

Oh I still stink Nikki wanna smell?

So she came up to me and I felt my eyes roll back in my head. And I was all like: TAKE ME TOO THE KING. WOOE. I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO BRING.

So she was like.

I don't smell that bad.

So I was mad I was like

YES YOU DO. YOU SMELL LIKE A PREGNANT WASTE YARD. YOU SMELL LIKE A ROTTEN ONION. YOU NEED TO BATHE.

So consider this a lesson kids.

Wash your body.😉