To start with.
Sorry I havnt been active it's school work and birthdays and Halloween and gs.
Sorry d00ds🙁😟
So.
You might be wondering.
Why
I could be a track star.
So. To begin.
Me and haunted houses do not mix.
Neither do me and men holding chainsaws
So me my sisters and cousins went to the haunted houses.
(I will use profane language. So I'm sorry.😂)
So there is 8 of us.
So I thought that it was just a haunted house.
No.
There was 5 parts.
1st the haunted house.
2nd. They hay ride.
3rd the circus.
4th I think a hospital or like a morge
5th the longest part which was a graveyard.
The house wasn't that scary it was just aggravating. There was flashing lights people screaming at me through coffins. It was just no. Then these people stopped at a dead end then the whole line stopped then the people who worked there was all like just go through here and it was the door.
LIKE they were being slow.
Next was the hay ride where some shit was popping up from the woods.
Now these bald headed assholes with chainsaws wanted to run up and stand in the ride with his CHAINSAW like no GO AWAY.
3rd was the circus.
Now if you know me.
Clowns.Scare.The.Shit.Out.Of.Me.
So a a clown was coming after me so I fell and my cousin pulled me up.
This bitch started running after us with his chains clanking and stuff.
We were all like
NO RUN RUN RUNNNN.
I felt like Wilma Rudolph or something I felt like i should gotten like a 2nd place medal.
4th wasn't rlly scary it was just little kids screaming and being annoying like. Stop I already have a headache from that damn clown.
5th.
Oml. I should have gotten a 1st place medal from this shit.
So it was my first time going and it was a grave yard but also a maze.
So when you walk in there is a drop down so it's like you fell in the ground and it was so squishy then I think leaf blowers blew on my feet and it was so weird
Then I heard chain saw noises.
I almost cried.
Then the man was right behind us.
So we started running.
Then CLOWN BITCH WANNA POP BACK UP LIKE NO.
Then when i was running I was only with one of my cousins.
We actually thought we were safe so we started to walk.
We were very wrong.
We heard the CHAINSAW man.
He was reving it up.
I honestly think it's a safety hazard since it is so dark in there and they have chainsaws.
So my cousin was like.
Nikki turn around.
He was facing dead at us.
We started running so he started running right behind us. So it's a maze so we split up.
TELL ME WHY HE DIDN'T GO FOR HER BUT FOR ME.
HE KNOCKED HER DOWN AND WENT AFTER ME LIKE.
STOP ALL I WANT TO DO IS LEAVE.
I was so fed up.
So he's fast and I only got 2nd place in the 50 yard dash
So I was running and ran into like 10 walls and he was still chasing me until I got out.
I had to wait like 10 minutes till my cousin was out.
I just.
Cant.
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RandomThis lil kids be vexing me now and days so here they are OH ALSO ALL ART MENTIONED IN THE BOOK I OWN NONE BECAUSE I CAN ONLY DRAW STICK FIGURES,FLOWERS AND TURTLES???